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O’Brian???
Fark orf, we already have two farking Paddies in the clan. Paddy Wolf, who is not a mick, and Wipers, who is not called Paddy, but who is one.
Thats enuff already, then we got them psuedo Bog-Trotters like Alzir and Doc (who reckons he is a Caber Tossing Skirt Wearer but we all know he is a closet mick)
So now more fooking Father Teds, you will have to become a Cornish Pastie or summat, may Bogman-from-the-Fens, so pretend you come from Peterborough instead.
Well, rumour has it that MadMax’s stats were reset coz they caught him Haxoring. He got pissed off and tried to bodge the EA stats server in revenge. Now that plan is fooked EA are going to ban his IP addy for all ranked servers.
Server the cheating fooker right ๐
Lammie can confirm the story ๐
@11thSignal wrote:
Aren’t women a pain in the ass
I personally have never let any wench near my arse, with a strop-on or even a finger, but you are welcome to please yourself in whichever way butters your cob ๐ฏ
@Ronathon wrote:
Hmmm all I heard on TS from you OP was something about ‘liking it’ whatever ‘it’ was I’ve no idea ๐
OOer, yes, for some reason my transmit key sometimes seems to stick open. I was talking to the Wiff who has her PC oposite mine. She was asking my opinion on some stationary logo thing she was designing for some twat that works for Gucci. Needless to say I “Like” everything when I am trying to play a game.
“Yes dear, looks lovely, of yes indeed, I like it very much”
Thinking — Fark off yer bloody harpie, can ye nae see I am busy —
@Ronathon wrote:
I’m quite restrained, unlike some of the others on TS ๐
That would have been me last night when I died twice in a row in the following manner.
1.) Pod up to Titan from APC
2.) Hit head on Titan (don’t ask how)
3.) =XDC=OldPhart Died
4.) On TS
“WHICH $%^&*( STUPID $รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ%^&* PUT THE$%^&*() APC RIGHT UNDER THE TITAN?5.) Respawn in APC
6.) Move APC so as to miss Titan
7.) Pod up to Titan from APC
8.) Hit head on Titan (don’t ask how)
9.) =XDC=OldPhart Died
10.) ON TS
ARGGGG MUTHAFARKING$%^&*()_ RANTING11.) Wife berates Phart for being childish and for bad lingo
12.) Phart mumbles about wimmin on TS
13.) Respawn in APC
14.) Forget to move APC
15.) Pod up to Titan from APC
16.) Hit head on Titan (don’t ask how)
17.) =XDC=OldPhart Died
18.) On TS — APpopleptic gurgles from Phart. Phart goes red in face. Wife slaps Phart on back because she thinks he is choking. Phart knocks wine glass over onto new Cordings Tattersall Check shirt
“รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ$%^&*( ๐ก ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ก ๐ฏ ๐ณ ๐
@Ronathon wrote:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
Blow them up
No, I mean what was the server policy with regards to camping them.
We did not have one, it was a bit lame to do, but never lasted long enough to affect a game. Anyway, how tf do you think I racked up all those sniper kills in NAM and BF42. I spawn camped, but from a fucking long way off. Just because I could hit a pubic hair accross half the map did not mean I did not camp, I did it a long way off.
As for the spawn beacon, its a legit target IMHO, as long as you will try kill it off and not camp it
@Ronathon wrote:
Hmmm in two minds about this.
Yes it’s a bit lame to camp a becon – but you’d have to be a sucker for punishment to spawn there again if you know it’s being camped.
If you know it’s being camped, spawn elsewhere and call in a nice orbital strike. That’ll scatter the enemy and if not will most likely destroy your becon anyway.
I don’t think there needs to be any rules about camping becons tbh.
Ronno has spoken sum wise wehds chaps.
Wot ‘e sez
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
OMW!! I think that Tshirt site has just become my fave.. second to XDCUK of course!!
http://www.tshirthell.com/whores_winner.htm
mmm mmmmmmmmmmmm
Still trying to figure if she has shaved her whole bush or not, like mine trimmed but present, not bald ๐
@Wipers wrote:
snipers are loners who like to lie in the grass and play with themselves. And thats not a healthy lifestyle choice.
I HEARD THAT!!!
Just you wait till I start sniping in this game. Between fiddling with mesself I will be filling yer Lerachaun Trews with lead ๐
@XDC_Wolf wrote:
FFS Insane, I am at work and an trying to concentrate on the meeting
how exactly are you going to concentrate if you are checking out the forums in a meeting anyway?
Conference call, meeting around desk, laptop in meeting room, done it all
@Ronathon wrote:
And er think I’ll stop there as I reach the limit of my poetic ability ๐
=XDC=OldPhart Killed =XDC=MadMax – Orbital
Now that is poetry, pure and fucki simple ๐
