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  • in reply to: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest #29239
    XDCOldPhart
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    Well, speaking of wanking, Kiera will certainly still be playing a leading role in my private manipulations.

    in reply to: well while on the subject of babies! #25891
    XDCOldPhart
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    Which deranged goverment department gave Max permission to reproduce??

    He should have been sterilized. Fark!

    in reply to: Me & Apone! #29085
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    Depends if thats the size of his manhood or his height I guess!

    Oh and you’d have to be as ghey as Oldphart to find out too 😀

    Go on Insane, you loved getting split in half by my gloriously appointed alderman

    in reply to: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest #29236
    XDCOldPhart
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    hehe,

    in reply to: Where’s spunker ? #26621
    XDCOldPhart
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    @XDC-snell wrote:

    Hmmm movie star, trip to japan, loads of screaming jap girls wanting some spunker lovin….

    What type of movie is this ?

    Arty type 😯

    Wekk, he mentioned taking it up the “tird eye” so it must be one of those art-house flicks full of poofs fornicating.

    in reply to: The Evil that Women can DO!! #29102
    XDCOldPhart
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    Tee hee hee

    Morgy is off to the vet to get neutered 😈

    in reply to: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest #29231
    XDCOldPhart
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    Bit dissapointing.

    Would still like to plough Kiera Knightly’s furrow, even if she can’t act.
    😛

    in reply to: Come Bf people #29211
    XDCOldPhart
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    Thats the stuff Sebby, its farking evil because you do not taste the alchohol 😈

    in reply to: Come Bf people #29208
    XDCOldPhart
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    Was at a Brazilian party with one of the fund managers from work, ooooo beware some or other funny-named traditional drink of theirs. It sneaks up on you and whacks you over the head when you are not looking.

    I don’t remember much after the second drink, except that the Brazilian lovelies were… well lovely

    Hubba hubba

    Vomit,

    in reply to: The Evil that Women can DO!! #29096
    XDCOldPhart
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    MOrgs will luv it, the two of them being the S&M types

    At least we now know who the sadist is

    in reply to: Me & Apone! #29053
    XDCOldPhart
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    Fuck me I though Max was ugly….

    But hey, those tats will go down well with Morgan

    in reply to: Tiekeb on server last night #29014
    XDCOldPhart
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    Mugsy has a friend, unfukinbelievable.

    I thought it was impossible to make friends when you are stuck in a dark room coding all day.

    Our resident Trogledyte must have ventured outside briefly

    in reply to: Arse Pennies #28942
    XDCOldPhart
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    I gave Max an ayass quid yesterday

    😈

    in reply to: TeamSpeak Sound issue? #28774
    XDCOldPhart
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    Max is a farking hazard to all pc kit, he should be banned from touching it.

    And to think he heads up NT support in out london orifice

    fooking Etch & Sketch pilot 😆

    in reply to: Gettin’ with the groove #28927
    XDCOldPhart
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    gibber drooooollllll

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