XDCMcQueen

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80’s.

Mr. T’s pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.

You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion’s tail hanging out of his mouth.

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Mr. T once rocked the Kasbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Kasbah.

Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr.
T.

In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell’s jibba-jabba.

Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

Mr. T was the first to kill two bird with one stone. He kept the stone, and as of now it has killed 6,048.

They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don’t have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you’re dead no matter what.

Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

Mr. T’s sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man.

Mr. T was once clocked at 100 fps. That’s 100 fools pitied a second.

On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both deflower’ the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman’s uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.

Mr. T doesn’t have internal organs. He had them removed to make more room for muscle.

The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that Mr. T’s neck was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.

Mr. T didn’t know Rocky was a movie. He just wanted to kick the shoot out of a white guy and steal his bitch, A-team style

@MaNSLaUgHtEr wrote:

@=XDC=McQueen wrote:

Yeah sorry guys but by the time i had got in there was nobody on the server but tards…..

Hey! I was on when you were on…..

Hmmm very very strange….as i didnt actually GO on i LOOKED who was on with RCON.

Does that mean that there is an imposter that plays as me when im not on?

I hope hes good 😀