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heres my problem, rant
the missus is out, I got weed, I got time on my hands 😳 , I wanna play, I connect to my favourite online bros’XDC server who are sporting sexual Euro Rape botty pack.
I don’t have Euro Rape installed … well I do I scream at my pooter immediatly bypassing satge 1: wtf..? and heading straight to stage 2: burn EA.
In the last patch my EA BF2 account was wiped, or to be definate it somehow lost it’s password and email association. But my copy of Euro forces was assigned to this lost account. My new account does not have access to Euro Rape because to the account system EA provide they assign booster pcks to account names and not IP’s. I contact EA who kindly tell me this morning“Dear mr smallpenis,
after carefully evaluating your problem for about half a second, and using a dedicated support team to analyise your data for approximatley half the other second – we conclude that you must purchase euro forces again. this is the only way you will be able to play it. If, after installing euro forces it does not work, please return to EA download and purchase it again, while you wait for Euro forces to download, you could infact purchse it for a fourth time just to be sure.
Thanks for joining our ever increasing line of people we have had bum sex with. We aim to listen to our community and will continue to do so until the next BF installemtn is released, when we will most probably sack some people and sell their offices to McDonalds.”awesome, that must be what happend to Wlofenstein the movie.
guess they couldn’t get the keys to a castle.
looks fuckin sweet though
– take the allied invasion of nazi occupied france …
– take some guns
– add some afore mentioned nazis
– add some more guns, cannons, and planes getting shot out the skywhat could possibly make this film better..
– add some nazi experiments
– add some zombies
– add some werewolvesbest film ever
@Captain_Chronic wrote:
I saw Guns n Roses twice at Wembly stadium Faith no more played also and were also fantastic , Brian may popped in to play with Gnr also and they did we will rock you it was quite a gig 8)
I was at that same gig – june 93, or 95 can’t remember.
Thats the last time I saw human pyramids – they got to about 5 people high then toppled, I always wondered what happened to the guy at the top that was thrown back 10 rows.Soundgarden stole the show, but I do remember Mike Patton from Faith no More climbing onto the scaffold a big screen and spitting in our general direction… memories. 🙄
wtfs?
If I saw that guy on the street and he looked at me – I’d kick him in his fked up dick.
we ascended from apes to this? i worry about the furture you know. .. theres probably some young Tai boy out there getting ass implants so he can accomodate this snafu.
8) X-men 4, ‘insane kicks the back door in.’
I wonder if X-men 4 will have Gapes in it? 😯 now I’ve seen too much porn.
lmfao – Quagmire is my hero.
American Dad is really growing on me too – I can’t bear to hear the alien in it. But it is seriously funneh
Francine: It’s just a CIA carnival. Why are we folding napkins?
Stan: Because there’ll be food and my boss likes to wipe his mouth on swans. (Picks up napkin) What the hell is this?
Roger: Metrosexual soccer icon, David Beckham. I can’t do swans. I don’t know why.Francine: How’s everyone’s French toast?
Stan: Smelly and ungrateful, but this American toast is delicious.Stan: I got the promotion, Francine!
Francine: Yes, but you lost my respect. You’re not the man I married.
Stan: And you’re not the man I married.
Francine: That doesn’t make any sense.
Stan: It doesn’t have to. I got a promotion!
But I wouldn’t have Stewie as my Av if it weren’t for this pieces of genius
Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut itStewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland’s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Stewie (at airport): I require a window seat and an inflight Happy Meal, and no pickles! God help you if I find pickles!
sorry to crash your homer thread, the mans a genius, fkin legend.
I like it, I dont smoke during the day, I have a smoke while I wait for a map to load in the evening, and I usually smoke a pinch of weed through a chipper that lets me chill ‘way-dude’ style.
I would miss cigs if they became illegal – but what an englishman smokes in his own home is his own business… for some reason I feel like gary glitter when I say that .. anyway, I was up in the loft the other day an I found an old TV times, it had about three benson and hedges ads in it, they still dont make any dam sense.
😯 hemoraging sex wee all over my monitor. I despise EA but hog-doody do they make nice looking ingame movies.
i will sleep with this video clip under my pillow.
is that what max medic hax is acctually like on TS?
😆 nice find – the assault guy is awesome, chip off the old
8) hmm, gonna change my name to swybeck, casey swybeck… gonna go work in the kitchens as a cook… keep my purple hearts and thousand yard stare, I make an excellent souffle and want for nothing but to see my favourite captain get through his 60th birthday.. boy, I sure hope my new employment opportunity doesn’t become jeapordised by some english accented villain whos trying to steal nuclear warheads and sell them to the highest 3rd world bidder, that would just ruin my day…
chief: “all our warheads are missing, i bin shot – wheres that toad bannasek?!”
