Some pikey bastard just set fire to our wheely bin!! was very exciting, as we had a spray can explode, fire extinguishers and the big Fire Brigade!
Wasnt quite so much fun clearing up all the burnt shit when the boys in blue poured our bin all over the floor – and I also stink of burnt plastic, but certainly wasted an idle hour 🙂
and I’d just like to add I hear he’s had involvment with arson before.
(and to stop gags, thats ‘arson’ not ‘our son’ or ‘assing’ you bunch of poofties)
Was that you and your lot I had to shout at last night, pissed as farts walking down the road singing (cat wailing) – “Lonely, I am so Lonley” @1.40 am…
I swear if I had a crossbow with night optic I wouldn’t have given away my position and just skewered the lot of you like finger kebabs
and I’d just like to add I hear he’s had involvment with arson before.
(and to stop gags, thats ‘arson’ not ‘our son’ or ‘assing’ you bunch of poofties)
Was that you and your lot I had to shout at last night, pissed as farts walking down the road singing (cat wailing) – “Lonely, I am so Lonley” @1.40 am…
I swear if I had a crossbow with night optic I wouldn’t have given away my position and just skewered the lot of you like finger kebabs
(but no I did not set fire to jour bin..)
Errrr I was pretty fucked, but no cigar… or kebab… and no one shouted at me. Got back at 3.15… cause Im bad ass! Im now fucked and have a whole day of lectures/meetings… not looking forward to it at all. 🙁