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Stars Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz *DROOLS* as 2 mexican bandits out for revenge
Not a bad film, Cruz is funneh in it.. I was however gutted.. the ex says “ooo is this the film where they do a steamy lesbian session, the Director said it was hot and got a hardon when filming it!”
“ooooo is that so” I calmly said *snigger*
well it didnt happen.. they did however dress is nice clothes and practice kissing this bloke on a bed.. lucky twat!
anyhoos worth the watch
8/10
Hmmm…
More controversey. I’d go in this order:
Hayek: Pizza Hut, The Cinema then maybe a kebab.
Cruz: Coffee, Pub Lunch and then hang around the bus station.
/Phart has a spontaneous emission at the thought of Cruz & Hyack in the same movie.
oooeeer shudder 😳
WeT has a warming experience with his trouser snake at the thought of the 2 fine ladies in his bed!!!
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you sure your expecting a baby and not telling us to hide your secret romance with a rugged gay rugby player?!?
Only someone who is gay would say such a thing :/
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Hmmm…
More controversey. I’d go in this order:
Hayek: Pizza Hut, The Cinema then maybe a kebab.
Cruz: Coffee, Pub Lunch and then hang around the bus station.
By ‘eck, you’re not one of these “new men” are you Neon? You’ll be telling us that you’d be offering to pay for the birds chips next!!
Thanks for the heads up Insane. Got to be said, it’s absolutely criminal there’s no clam jousting but I’ll keep an eye out for it regardless.
Me a ‘new man’? Pah! I’m just a good old fashioned romantic who knows how to treat a woman. In Pizza Hut, I’d be all suave and treat Hayek like a princess:
“No Hayek, you can have as much as you like from the salad bar, in fact it’d be cheaper if you did.”
And then when the bill came Neon ‘Cassanova’ Samurai would pull out the big guns:
“No Hayek, I insist that I pay half of the bill. Although you did have the Mexican hot pizza and I stuck to the salad bar, so really you should pay two thirds. Or maybe you should just pay it all and I’ll pay you back with the only currency I carry – hot sex.”
I’m 99% sure that she’d be putty in my hands after that.
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