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  • #14535
    von smallhousen
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    I’ve noticed her name come up a few times…

    who is she? the housing bint? ,…why the fascination?

    http://www.funny-videos.co.uk/videovocation1.html

    #30284
    XDC MadHippy
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    Neon Sandwichguy is stalking Kirsty – that’s why we have all the talk about the old bint

    #30285
    XDCiNSANE
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    She is tha fat beyatch who present location, location location

    I’d rather shag a barbers shop floor than her to be honest!

    #30286
    Ronathon
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    Aint she the one with the big norks?

    Probably not .

    Just too damn many of those DIY flog my house improvements disaster changing gardens type things on these days 🙄

    #30287
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Pah! You’re all just jealous ‘cos she loves me.

    And you’re all probably massiver gheyers.

    #30288
    Captain_Chronic
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    I would , but not before buying a large bottle of baby oil and squirting it all over her 😀

    Larger ladies and baby oil go together well , they love it .

    #30289
    sickofitall
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    I did a fat bird once. You’ve got to do it whether you like it or not to give you a sense of perspective. Roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch.

    #30290
    XDCOldPhart
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    I did one that was so large my knees did not touch the bed when I was on top of her.

    /Shudders at the memory, even 18 years does not make it less horrible 😳 😯 🙁

    #30291
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    I see now OP why you turned to men!

    you ghey 😉

    #30292
    Lensman
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    Oh, c’mon…..Kirsty is no size 10 waif, but she’s hardly like one of those daytime-telly rhinoceros women you see on shows like “Tricia” and the other wank “My husband slept with my mother’s sister” type programmes.

    You’re all being very cruel – it’s not like everyone here are shagging super models… 😛

    #30293
    von smallhousen
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    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    I did one that was so large my knees did not touch the bed when I was on top of her.

    /Shudders at the memory, even 18 years does not make it less horrible 😳 😯 🙁

    😯

    … 😯

    p.s. that Kirstay bird is alright, someone said something about fat birds and oil, they love a bit of it. yeah, I’d do her on holiday.

    #30294
    XDCiNSANE
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    it’s not like everyone here are shagging super models

    Speak for yourself mate 😉

    #30295
    XDCsPUNKer
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    it’s not like everyone here are shagging super models

    Speak for yourself mate 😉

    Judging by the pictures you keep posting up you are only wanking over them 😈
    I’d be more likely to give her one for the road than half of those bints you posted up the other day.
    I prefer flesh and brains to plastic from Staines 😉

    #30296
    XDCOldPhart
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    Well, in my youth I was a “Have cnut, must fuck” kind of bloke, so have nailed some wharthogs in my time. However, in my old age I have grown fussy. I now only fantasize about super model types. 😀

    #30297
    sickofitall
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    I wouldn’t go as far as to say that bird up there was fat but if you wanted to get shut pretty sharpish the morning after you don’t want to be leaving the fucking fridge door open.

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