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I’ve noticed her name come up a few times…
who is she? the housing bint? ,…why the fascination?
She is tha fat beyatch who present location, location location
I’d rather shag a barbers shop floor than her to be honest!
Aint she the one with the big norks?
Probably not .
Just too damn many of those DIY flog my house improvements disaster changing gardens type things on these days 🙄
I would , but not before buying a large bottle of baby oil and squirting it all over her 😀
Larger ladies and baby oil go together well , they love it .
I did a fat bird once. You’ve got to do it whether you like it or not to give you a sense of perspective. Roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch.
I did one that was so large my knees did not touch the bed when I was on top of her.
/Shudders at the memory, even 18 years does not make it less horrible 😳 😯 🙁
Oh, c’mon…..Kirsty is no size 10 waif, but she’s hardly like one of those daytime-telly rhinoceros women you see on shows like “Tricia” and the other wank “My husband slept with my mother’s sister” type programmes.
You’re all being very cruel – it’s not like everyone here are shagging super models… 😛
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
I did one that was so large my knees did not touch the bed when I was on top of her.
/Shudders at the memory, even 18 years does not make it less horrible 😳 😯 🙁
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p.s. that Kirstay bird is alright, someone said something about fat birds and oil, they love a bit of it. yeah, I’d do her on holiday.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
it’s not like everyone here are shagging super models
Speak for yourself mate 😉
Judging by the pictures you keep posting up you are only wanking over them 😈
I’d be more likely to give her one for the road than half of those bints you posted up the other day.
I prefer flesh and brains to plastic from Staines 😉Well, in my youth I was a “Have cnut, must fuck” kind of bloke, so have nailed some wharthogs in my time. However, in my old age I have grown fussy. I now only fantasize about super model types. 😀
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