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I have been thinking about this for ages.
We should use the clan to grow our network of work contacts. For example, I recently discovered a need for:
1 x Lead Application Testicle
2 x Application Testes
2 x Desktop/Server Munkehs
1 x Cable Grunt
4 x Packaging apes
It has been a mission to recruit these people. Now, if I knew that =XDC=JohmSmiff was a tester or whatever, I could have asked him if he wanted a job.
In fact, Wolf was a shoe in for a job last year that Max gave to a complete muppet. But we did not think of it at the time.
So, my idea is to ark his esteemed Forumship to setup a Jobs forum.
What do you lot think?
I am an equal opportunities employer, but no fat birds, welshmen, poofters or nigerians need apply, so fook off
Any in Manchester? I want Max’s wage!
Have to say pharty its a great idea.. and if you need any high paid weekend IT work doing.. cash in hand expenses paid.. call me
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If you need a tea bitch in 4 months, I will be available!
I’m actually looking in to getting some experience in Website design… but I may have a job making films in Uganda and Indonesia if my plan comes together, so that may have to wait.
Oh what fun!
@TurksMeister wrote:
If you need a tea bitch in 4 months, I will be available!
Website design…
Oh what fun!My wife has just shutdown her company after 7 years. If you want to live on the minimum wage, go for website design. If you want more money, go gor Java/Flash programming.
BTW, most male designers I know ar butt-goblins??
You got summat to tell us Turks?
Well perhaps I will stay in the film industry then.
Getting my first lesson on Monday – My teachers last film had Attenburugh, Bellamy and Titchmarsh in it… Get in!
@Mr.Fenix wrote:
Would the packaging and desktop/server jobs be permanent?
Not at this stage, certainly packaging is not.
Fuck me I wouldn’t hire any of you bloody reprobates!! 😛
Not a bad idea, though. And even if XDC’ers are not directly in the market, they may know somebody who is.
So my pitch is that I have a mate who is looking for a web application developer. Needs C#, ASP.NET 2 and a smattering of SQL (MS SQL Server 2005 ideally, but to be honest the SQL side is pretty basic). The basic brief is to finish off a commercial web application that is part way through development.
I was helping out for a while as a bit of a favour between consulting jobs, but now just started my new full time job as Development Director and so need to help him find a replacement. East Midlands area.
PM me if interested or if you know someone who might be.
In fact, Wolf was a shoe in for a job last year that Max gave to a complete muppet. But we did not think of it at the time.
If you still need somebody to give Wolf a good shoe’ing, then I know a couple of former bouncers who’d do it for a few quid.
Bizarrely, I’ve actually done most of those roles during my IT lifespan (which is now a decade 😥 ), except maybe the packaging stuff. I’ll drop you a CV Sean, but I’d be looking for full-time stuff really. At least you’ll have it on record.
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