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That would work but you then have the potentially disastrous situation that you’ll be sat in the pub one day and a group of real ninjas will saunter in and start pushing around the locals, feeling the barmaids arse and generally looking to start a ruck. Of course, everyone is then gonna expect you to give ’em all some hand cannon. Good luck with that.
@sickofitall wrote:
That would work but you then have the potentially disastrous situation that you’ll be sat in the pub one day and a group of real ninjas will saunter in and start pushing around the locals, feeling the barmaids arse and generally looking to start a ruck. Of course, everyone is then gonna expect you to give ’em all some hand cannon. Good luck with that.
Hmm… To be honest, in all my years of phoney ninja assault scams that situation hasn’t arrisen, but I don’t go out as much as I used to. It’s certainly a risk though.
Okay Turks, new idea:
Same plan, but Oompah Loompahs and not ninjas.
@sebgros wrote:
ever seen Shallow Grave??? 😉
Going all the why to Scotland to hacksaw someone up and bury them in the woods seems a little bit like hard work tbh. 😛
@sebgros wrote:
ever seen Shallow Grave??? 😉
Shallow grave was filmed in my mates old student house… claim to fame there!
Had a good old chinwag (I think its called a bitch session!) with another mate whos pissed off with him… and feel a little better – better still we think hes got his gf preggers – that will make him grow up a bit!
Unfortunatly though, the rest of my flatmates are a bit sheep like… they dont take action.. just moan… which is fucking irritating. I suppose the best thing to do (other than beating up small people and ninjas) is to spend as much time away from him as possible.
Just tell him straight!!
“hey mate, ya really pissing me off, carry on and there will be trouble. I didn’t want it to come to this but you’re a cock! Ball’s in your court now”
Hmm treats you, your flatmates and friends like dirt, got his gf up the duff…
Sounds like the sort of person that will do a runner rather than face responsibility, problem solved 😀
@Ronathon wrote:
Hmm treats you, your flatmates and friends like dirt, got his gf up the duff…
Sounds like the sort of person that will do a runner rather than face responsibility, problem solved 😀
I with you mate, seems like a really nice chap!
8) or just give me your address, I’ll take care of it.
you got wheelchair access?
if theres one things that boils my blood it’s students with attitude in my own fkin town – fathers for justice !
@von smallhousen wrote:
8) or just give me your address, I’ll take care of it.
you got wheelchair access?
That’s a noble offer there Von but skidding into the place via the easy access ramp and trying to run the kid down with your chair whilst screaming “Ahhhhhh Timmmeeeeeyyyyy!” has so many potential pitfalls it doesn’t really bear thinking about.
do what i did to a fella once when i went to his party……….put some immac hair remover in his shampoo bottle…….of course, if you then use said bottle of shampoo the results may be less than satisfactory!
@von smallhousen wrote:
8) or just give me your address, I’ll take care of it.
you got wheelchair access?
if theres one things that boils my blood it’s students with attitude in my own fkin town – fathers for justice !
Hes a prize fucking nob in that respect… hes got more attitude than … someone with lots of attitude!!
Fuck him… just going to have lots of big parties – its my fucking house, I can do what I want!!
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