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Turks, I am an expert on women and always know what they want, need and are thinking 100% of time, and I would say that this situation is bound to end in some kind tears, upset or periods of you being “a bastard”.
Unfortunately women have these things that scientists discovered back in the early 1940’s called ‘feelings’. These feelings or ’emmotions’ as some experts refer to them, are when women express things that they’re thinking, which many male scientists believe serve no logical purpose. Sound harmless enough right? WRONG!
These feelings can cause problems even when you have established with a woman that there is indeed nothing wrong and she is in fact ‘fine’. It’s at these times that women often have feelings about things which prove to be both contradictory and unwarranted. A scientific study carried out by male scientists in 1962 actually proved that in these instances women are always in the wrong and that you should inform them of this in a clear and concise way, reminding them that logic will always win out over emmotions.
Regarding your current situation, I would use a tried and tested method for ridding yourself of any emmotional attachment that this woman has towards you by being what scientists call ‘a bastard’. History has proven that women are not attracted to bastards or ‘bad boys’ who play by their own rules and answer to no-one but themselves. By doing the opposite of what nice, kind, overly-friendly and emmotionally available men your ex will simply see you as someone to have sex with, and not some dark, mysterious loner who must have had something really bad happen to him in the past and just needs the kindness and understanding of a good woman to teach him how to love again.
That’ll be £65 please.
Dr NeonSamurai
Love-meister
CRSC – SSRSC@TurksMeister wrote:
As of last wednesday, I hadnt had sex in 15 months…
Bloody hell Turks, I didn’t even know you were married.
@sickofitall wrote:
@TurksMeister wrote:
As of last wednesday, I hadnt had sex in 15 months…
Bloody hell Turks, I didn’t even know you were married.
Isnt that the bloody truth 😆
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
@sickofitall wrote:
@TurksMeister wrote:
As of last wednesday, I hadnt had sex in 15 months…
Bloody hell Turks, I didn’t even know you were married.
Isnt that the bloody truth 😆
Does the young Max still have the faint look of Pharty ? 😆
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Turks, I am an expert on women and always know what they want, need and are thinking 100% of time.
You must be a multi millionaire then. That is a true gift. 🙂
Unfortunatly the only pictures I have are the rather naughty ones shes been sending me… which dont have her face attached – so you wouldnt be able to gain the full attractive factor
who says ??
post her up man…..you might as well considering you are talking about your escapades on a forum board……get her up on facebook…..film it and put it on youtube you dirty lil fugger you
everyones at it….join in
@XDC-snell wrote:
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
@sickofitall wrote:
@TurksMeister wrote:
As of last wednesday, I hadnt had sex in 15 months…
Bloody hell Turks, I didn’t even know you were married.
Isnt that the bloody truth 😆
Does the young Max still have the faint look of Pharty ? 😆
My son is doing fine 😈
@=XDC=Sprog wrote:
Unfortunatly the only pictures I have are the rather naughty ones shes been sending me… which dont have her face attached – so you wouldnt be able to gain the full attractive factor
who says ??
post her up man…..you might as well considering you are talking about your escapades on a forum board……get her up on facebook…..film it and put it on youtube you dirty lil fugger you
everyones at it….join in
bit of nipple, bit of bush
I dont think she exists, this is just a ploy to get us to beg for pics that Turks will just copy off the Anne Summers online catalogue.
Although if he did post a pic i would be all to willing to check it to make sure that it was not a fake.Being daft aside your single and your young so have some fun with the lass. You both know what your doing so Man it up and enjoy yourself mate.
@11thSignal wrote:
Typical squaddie response Mouse, lol if it moves shoot it if it moves again shag it 🙂
Well, I suppose it would stop you pretending to be dead when Mouse was around anyway.
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