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  • #53831
    sickofitall
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    @TurksMeister wrote:

    Rather fantastically, me and my mate are going with our friend Hazel… who is going with all her girlie flat mates, who are going with all their friends, and friends… I think there will be 40 ladies in the group… and me… and Rich…

    You.
    Fucking.
    Spawny.
    Get.

    #53832
    XDCsPUNKer
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    #53833
    Dropkick
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    @XDC-snell wrote:

    Im doing Solfest and Bramton this year instead, and I have to say that my 10 years of Glasto’ing may be over….

    bloody wimp 😉 . ill be going on my own next year then

    #53834
    Dropkick
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    @sickofitall wrote:

    @TurksMeister wrote:

    Rather fantastically, me and my mate are going with our friend Hazel… who is going with all her girlie flat mates, who are going with all their friends, and friends… I think there will be 40 ladies in the group… and me… and Rich…

    You.
    Fucking.
    Spawny.
    Get.

    they are only taking turks to carry stuff for them lol

    oh and get there tomorow , wednesday and thursdays are the best days imho

    #53835
    TurksMeister
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    Leaving in 8 hours… whoop whoop!

    #53836
    XDC wild egg tamer
    Participant

    fire off an extinguisher through the vents of the portaloo………..done that to a fella on the building sites years ago……..most funny seeing him run out, trousers around the ankles 8)

    #53837
    TurksMeister
    Participant

    Cheers for all the advice guys – Im off… got everything except the lavendar oil – if I can do shits in Uganda, I can do them is glasto (just going to eat nuts!)

    Will post pics of my trenchfoot later!

    #53838
    XDCErratic-Space
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    Enjoy yourself. Never been but have always wanted to. Ahh maybe next year?

    #53839
    Lensman
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    @TurksMeister wrote:

    Rather fantastically, me and my mate are going with our friend Hazel… who is going with all her girlie flat mates, who are going with all their friends, and friends… I think there will be 40 ladies in the group… and me… and Rich…

    It’s obvious that your friend Hazel has dropped a heavy hint to all the girls that you and Rich are gay. That’ll be the only way she got the rest of the girly party to agree to having a couple of blokes along.

    A question for the rest of us, though, is now that he has been around this vast bevy of ladies for 24 hours, have they twigged yet that he’s straight?

    #53840
    TurksMeister
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    Hazel is a fucking Liar!

    17 of us – 11 blokes and 6 women… one of whom was married.

    Still had a great time though!

    And found out I can down two cans of cider (down a funnel) in 7.8 seconds… get in!

    #53841
    XDC-snell
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    @TurksMeister wrote:

    And found out I can down two cans of cider (down a funnel) in 7.8 seconds… get in!

    Now I’ve taken some useless shite to festivals, but why take a funnel, was it for some sort of student felching game 😯

    #53842
    TurksMeister
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    But this one could hold 23 pints! (and didnt have a lady attached :()

    #53843
    XDCsPUNKer
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    then I am sorry mistermeister….you fail

    #53844
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    I’d fuck her

    #53845
    XDCsPUNKer
    Participant

    we’ll you’d fuck anything but he fail for the flesh funnel did not come attached to the plastic funnel

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