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  • #31685
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Well one thing’s for certain, if at the next XDC booze up it deteriorates into a pub brawl I’m siding with MaNSLaUgHtEr, Fluffy and SOIA. Sounds like they might be a bit handy with the old chin pistons.

    #31686
    sickofitall
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    Well one thing’s for certain, if at the next XDC booze up it deteriorates into a pub brawl I’m siding with MaNSLaUgHtEr, Fluffy and SOIA. Sounds like they might be a bit handy with the old chin pistons.

    I wouldn’t go as far as to say that, just don’t punch me in the jaw. I got 2 titanium plates there thanks to those fucking cowards who jumped me. Next person who clocks me round the chops is likely to break his knuckles!

    #31687
    CowboyUK
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    It’s very important not to react to the taunts of streetscum.

    Instead go home, wait till it’s dark, put on a balaclava, pick up your trusty weapon of choice, (I favour an old Lousisville slugger baseball bat) head to said cretins, administer swift beating, leave unidentified.

    That way there are no visits from Plod.
    Cowboy

    #31688
    von smallhousen
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    now thats what I like about americans, vigillantism, it’s in your blood.

    if I did that here, believe me I do want to, I would get found out 7 years later when forensics caught up with my shoesize, they scumbags would get £64,000 compensation, and I’d get life for multiple and premeditated GHB

    #31689
    XDCOldPhart
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    There are other ways …….. 😈

    #31690
    Captain_Chronic
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    I urinated up against spec savers window when I was really pissed , trouble was there was a cop car behind me as I did it and it was the first day of operation ” crack down on drunken behavour” , I was so drunk I just didn’t see them and I got a caution for it.

    I live life on the edge 😉

    #31691
    Deicist
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    @Captain_Chronic wrote:

    I urinated up against spec savers[/] window… I just didn’t see them and I got a caution for it.

    Maybe you should pop back when they’re open mate 😀

    #31692
    MaNSLaUgHtEr
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    @Captain_Chronic wrote:

    I urinated up against spec savers window when I was really pissed , trouble was there was a cop car behind me as I did it and it was the first day of operation ” crack down on drunken behavour” , I was so drunk I just didn’t see them and I got a caution for it.

    I live life on the edge 😉

    See, this is the type of anti-social behaviour we should be cracking down on. Chronic should have been picked up and had to spend a few days in a Turkish Prison 😈

    #31693
    xdc the doc
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    @Deicist wrote:

    @Captain_Chronic wrote:

    I urinated up against spec savers[/] window… I just didn’t see them and I got a caution for it.

    Maybe you should pop back when they’re open mate 😀

    ROFL!

    #31694
    XDCMorgan
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    Ive lost count of how many times Ive punched the crap out of some little shite outside the local shop or gone storming out of the house seeing red cause some little chave bar-steward thought it was ok to pick on one of my kids!! Granted Ive been lucky and not once has PC plod come knocking. I put it down to that these dim witted wankers cant get it into thier head that theres people and parents like me out there who are rather happy with the thought of beating the crap out of them.

    I will continue to beat the wankers sensless and if they dont get the message then I shall beat them some more!!

    I thank you!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😈 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

    #31695
    stellas
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    that theres people and parents like me out there who are rather happy with the thought of beating the crap out of them.

    I will continue to beat the wankers sensless and if they dont get the message then I shall beat them some more!!

    …couldnt put it better myself….

    😀 😈 😀

    Been thinkin’ what i would do if anyone touched my little ‘un when she gets older, ive come to the conclusion i could happlily wrap a pick axe handle round the face of anyone who does… my heart wouldnt skip a beat.. 😈 😈

    #31696
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    Maybe you should pop back when they’re open mate

    lmao oh hell yeah.. fuckin nobbers!!

    Grrr *Shakes Fist*

    #31697
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Maybe we should start our own gang of vigilantes? Dress in black, leap from the shadows and dispense our own brand of cricket bat justice on the perps.

    We could call ourselves ‘Batmen’ and we’d have a base called ‘The Bat Cave’ and we could spray our cars black and call them ‘Batmobiles’. And when there’s crime being committed we could shine a light in the sky, in the shape of a cricket bat, which we’d call the ‘Bat Signal’. Oh man! That would be awesome!

    And Toothy could put on some tights and we’d call him Robin, and…

    Oh god.

    Curse my brain.

    #31698
    Wipers
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    LOL 😀

    #31699
    MaNSLaUgHtEr
    Participant

    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    Maybe we should start our own gang of vigilantes? Dress in black, leap from the shadows and dispense our own brand of cricket bat justice on the perps.

    We could call ourselves ‘Batmen’ and we’d have a base called ‘The Bat Cave’ and we could spray our cars black and call them ‘Batmobiles’. And when there’s crime being committed we could shine a light in the sky, in the shape of a cricket bat, which we’d call the ‘Bat Signal’. Oh man! That would be awesome!

    .

    LMFAO! Except, I think I look more like ‘The Thing’.

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