Slightly off topic, but I just have to share this.
In a few years your kids will be potty training – my son has just started this “interesting” phase of development. However….
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! You should see the SIZE of the turd he just did!!! Its amazing that such an enormous thing can come out of such a tiny body. No wonder the poor little bugger was straining…..
I’m such a proud Dad ! 😛
PS: I was going to take a photo and post it, but figured that was taking things a bit far. You should have seen the looks the wife gave me when I suggested it 😆
PPS: I need to get a job. Gardening leave is sending me mad.