Hero’s

The only tv channel I ever watch these days on a regular basis is UK tv gold. As far as tv programmes go american comedy is shit compared to ours.

Sky Sports News is UK television.

During the day there is this brunette on it who is almost worth “relaxing in a gentlemans way” to, despite the fact that there is no prospect of her getting her funbags out. Also, it has the bird on it with the blonde hair and the dirty voice who, in my expert opinion, is absolutely gagging for it.

There’s even that mucky bird who I think reads the news (I rarely watch it) with the funny eyebrows. Admit it – you would. Then there’s that borderline boiler on that Gadget Show. Again, using my expert powers of observation and deduction I can safely say she would be up for absolutely anything after a jug or 2 of cheeky vimto (the ultimate tart fuel that).

And how do the Americans shape up in comparison? Well they had “Daisy Duke” back in 1980 or whenever who did have good legs but I’m sorry, no amount of reminiscing can hide that fact that her jaw was so square Desperate Dan was jealous. Then they had that bird in that terrible “Friends” programme who everyone rated so highly despite the fact that she had been soiled by Brad f***ing Pitt and the black haired bird was better looking anyway – and she looked like she’d just lost a competition where the booby prize was the worlds pointiest nose. In fact, the tidiest bird they can come up with these days is in films, and that’s her that was in that “Underworld” film and she’s English anyway. So you can keep all your American teeny tarts and actresses who clutter up these so called “dramas”, they’re just gopping compared to the stuff our tv producers can trundle out if they set their mind to it. Even that young bird who worked in the hotel in “I’m Alan Partridge” beats most of ‘em and she looked like Pob. So our tv wins on that front too.

AND what about that bird out of “Game On”? She was a proper dirty blonde that one. And she had the decency to wear short skirts. I don’t think I need to argue this point any further. I think I’ve proved it. Anyway, here she is in a scene from the hit comedy to illustrate my point

Them’s the pick of the bunch Insane, good shout. Agree with you on the gadget show one, something about her that I can’t quite put my finger on. Definitely wants her back doors kicking in. But bloody hell, you can’t post pictures of those two birds at the same time – you’ve just condemned every bloke who reads this thread* to a massive porn trauma. That’s because every bloke who reads this thread* is now going to have to go for an immediate monkeys fag break. Problem is that once everyone who reads this thread* gets into the smallest room, wank hanky at the ready there’ll be that terrible, bloody minded frustration of realising that it is absolutely impossible to decide which one of the dirty strumpets gets first go.

* Everyone except Neon of course, who is going to come stomping into this thread any moment crying foul because we’ve not mentioned that fat bird with the dark hair that cooks pies on the telly all the time. What is he like eh? Eeeh, I don’t know!

@TurksMeister wrote:

Has anyone heard of Drive? Meant to be the next big thing – seems quite cool… just watched episode 3.

Looks like you’ve got just one left. It’s been canned:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/a45712/drive-parked-after-four-episodes.html

@TurksMeister wrote:

buggery – I enjoy it 🙁

Fixed it for ya! 😛

And how do the Americans shape up in comparison? Well they had “Daisy Duke” back in 1980 or whenever who did have good legs but I’m sorry, no amount of reminiscing can hide that fact that her jaw was so square Desperate Dan was jealous. Then they had that bird in that terrible “Friends” programme who everyone rated so highly despite the fact that she had been soiled by Brad f***ing Pitt and the black haired bird was better looking anyway – and she looked like she’d just lost a competition where the booby prize was the worlds pointiest nose. In fact, the tidiest bird they can come up with these days is in films, and that’s her that was in that “Underworld” film and she’s English anyway. So you can keep all your American teeny tarts and actresses who clutter up these so called “dramas”, they’re just gopping compared to the stuff our tv producers can trundle out if they set their mind to it. Even that young bird who worked in the hotel in “I’m Alan Partridge” beats most of ‘em and she looked like Pob. So our tv wins on that front too.

LMFAO

Bloody crying here LOL

Holy shat heroes is really kicking off now.

Peter rawks.

Still feel at leaning toward a matrix style plot tho. One guy that kills people to get there power and another who learns/absorbs it. Evil vs good epic final battle anyone?