A whole new World….Get it now!!!

Some of those reviews are just class………….what a waaaahhh!! lol 😆

Brilliant reviews!!!!

Oh no.

I feel one coming on…

I’d rather cut me bollox off with a rusty bread knife than listen to this crap

review over

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I was born deaf. I have never heard any sound, a child laughing, the sea washing up the beach, the wind in the trees. All these sounds are alien to me and I will never know what beauty they hold. I am also completely blind. I have never seen a setting sun, a flower bloom or David Beckham. But for one brief moment last week I heard sounds and saw sights for the first time in my life. My wife bought “A Whole new World” by Peter Andre and the Jordans. The second she put it on, I was transported to a world of colour and the sounds of angels. I could see, I could hear. Tears rolled down my face as I saw my wifes face for the first time, even the revelation of her hideous features could not detract from the majesty of the voices of Peter and Jordan soaring like eagles through a sun kissed sky. I rose from my chair and carressed the cd jewel case, sounds and sights filling my senses. For 37 minutes I was a normal person, filled with joy. Then the CD stopped, and I returned to a world of silence and darkness. I stumbled into a coffee table and fell face first into the stereo system, shattering it, and my teeth into a thousand pieces. My wife has since hidden the CD. I spoke to my doctor on the phone, and he confirmed that there is no medical explanation for my temporary cure. He also said that he had many patients come to him with temporary miracle cures occuring whilst listening to the god given album. For a full 37 minutes, Didier Drogba managed to run without falling over, Geraint Jones remained at the crease and Barry from the Cillit Bang commercials lost his voice.
There is only one explanation – Somehow, Peter and Jordan have managed to create work of such wonder and power, that it is the embodiment of our lord Jesus Christ. It is, for all intents and purposes, the second coming.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s mine (if they post it):

Who the HELL is this so called ‘Amazon.co.uk reviewer’ Danny McKenna? Did he even listen to the album? If I was the owner of Amazon I’d sack him and then send a group of former KGB assassins around his house to give him a good kicking, then I’d go around there too and give him a second kicking and then set fire to the place. I’d do all that and I’m a pacifist.

The very idea that anyone could find even the tiniest thing about this album to be any less that the best ever thing in the entire history of the universe ever sickens me. Right then, writing that sentence I had a slight feeling that somebody might just do that and I’ve been sick. Really badly. That’s how much the merest idea makes me feel sick.

To find anything about this album bad is like finding something wrong with god (which you can’t do, because that’s impossible). In fact, now I think about it Katie and Peter have just replaced god and made him look rubbish, thereby proving me wrong and doing the impossible. Is there anything they can’t do? To that the answer is; “yes, they CAN’T produce an album that ISN’T better than life itself.”

Although I don’t agree with violence, but if I was the president of the US and I found that there was a single person in a foreign country who described this album as ‘quite good’ I’d nuke it. No messing, no negotiations, just obliterate the country. Then when the UN turned around and said “Aww, why’d you go and do that?” I’d stride into their headquarters with an M60 and shoot them all screaming “It’s a whole new world you dumb mothers!”

That’s how good this album is.

great stuff 😆 😆 😆