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An elderly couple meet in the broom cupboard of there nursing home for sex. they both undress when the woman decides to warn the man of her heart condition “I have to tell you i have acute angina” the man replys “good cause you have the ugliest tits i have ever seen”.

A plane is about to crash when a female passenger stands up,rips all her cloths off and says “I want to die feeling like a woman, can anyone hear make me feel like a woman?”. A man stands up rips all his clothes off and says “hear iron these”.

2 Irishmen are making letter bombs. Pat says,”Mick do you think ive put enough explosives in this envelope”. “dont know says Mick open it and see! “but it will explode says Pat! Mick says “dont be so fecking stupid its not addressed to you!