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…take your brain out, drop it a fiver and tell it to piss off to the pub coz you aint gonna be needing it for the next 90 mins or so……
USA blokes get caught up in a ‘drink beer and pub games’ contest in Germany, are crap but vow to return with better team, hence search for top piss-heads etc…
I fukin loved this film! Its stupid and makes no sense but made me laugh loads…… /looks forward to ‘Potfest’!
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The beerfest is a really good do. The only downside is that there is that girl there selling hats who is the absolute spitting image of a 21 year old Cameron Diaz. You’d have thought this was a good thing – but you’d be dead wrong. See after 10 litres of Lowenbrau you might suddenly find yourself a bit drunk and blurting out “See that bird who looks like Cameron Diaz, I’d bloody love to grab her by those ears of hers and order her to swallow my double barrelled nut muck. She’d have a face like a ‘kin painters radio by the time I’ve finished with herâ€ÂÂÂ, only then to remember that the other half came on holiday with you and happens to be sitting immediately to your right, looking suddenly a bit thunder faced.
I’ll tell you this much for nowt, there’s no explaining it away. Jesus, you’ll never be allowed to forget it either.
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