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Ever 90 minutes I have a break from my diss, and do a quick search of the forums to see what has been said… at the moment its all rather boring, so I insist you all type interesting things so that I don’t die of boredom!
I have one week left to write this bitch… so keep me happy, so that when I am king, I can have a good degree to back me up, so I can rule all you minions properly!
(I may even give some of you tax breaks… but not the Americans… when we recolonise!)
Get on with your work you lazy scum *
* dont hold that against me if you ever do become king of the world though I think D’Caprio has that honour although rumour has it he drounded
I’m in the doghouse….
Just come back from working in the US for a week (San Diego). I got home late morning yesterday. In the evening my wife asked me in “that tone” if I had noticed anything different.
Oh bugger, I thought. (Married guys know the feeling well, I’m sure).
Anyway, to cut a long story short, while I was away the Mrs Lensman had redecorated the living room, dining room, both loos, and the en-suite. And I hadn’t noticed.
It probably didn’t help when I pointed out she had missed a bit…. 🙄
interesting……………….? hmmmm…………ok, thought of something!
i found a mushroom on the New Forest yesterday!!
now, back to my hols!! 😉
Might not interest you but it interested me.
The youngun (14 months) was very well behaved when I dressed him this morning, put on his shoes and straightened his collar then asked him if he was ready to face the day, he nodded his head and said yes, so I stood him up and he immediately lost his balance and fell so that his arse got stuck in one of my boots.
Did you get him out? Or will he be known as Shoebum for the rest of his life?
Shoebum… quite a nice name acually!
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