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March 3, 2007 at 5:03 pm #16060
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantI have spent the bulk of the day going through legal contracts and shit for some of the deals we are agreeing with 3rd parties for my company.
Below is a sample of just what a pericketty waste of time lawyers are. It took them about 20 minutes to agree the wording of this clause below during a meeting on Friday. This is one sentence, the fucking MSA agreement is over 60 pagers long 👿
The plural shall include the singular and vice versa. The masculine shall include the feminine and neuter and vice versa.
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March 3, 2007 at 5:22 pm #47661XDCiNSANE
ParticipantBoring!
March 3, 2007 at 9:42 pm #47662Lensman
ParticipantLawyers – first up against the wall when the revolution happens….
March 4, 2007 at 12:20 am #47663Mr.Fenix
ParticipantNow, where did I put that wall? 😈
March 4, 2007 at 2:36 am #47664four-aces deluxe
ParticipantSounds like a bunch of hermaphrodite schizophrenics
March 4, 2007 at 11:44 am #47665XDCMorgan
ParticipantWho are these ‘lawyers’ of which you speak? 😕
March 4, 2007 at 1:00 pm #47666XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=Morgan wrote:
Who are these ‘lawyers’ of which you speak? 😕
The lawyers from a 3rd party who we are outsourcing our packaging to, and our company lawyers.
March 4, 2007 at 1:48 pm #47667XDCMorgan
ParticipantTAXI!!!!
March 5, 2007 at 7:26 am #47668BakuraVampire
ParticipantWow, I fell asleep 0.0
March 5, 2007 at 10:34 am #47669XDC wild egg tamer
Participant@=XDC=Morgan wrote:
TAXI!!!!
someone call ?
had plenty of lawyers in the cab, they mostly seem to be obnoxious types who think they are better than anyone else……..damn fuckwits annoy the hell outta me 😈 kicked one out of the cab once for being so bloody arrogant, made me feel so good as it was pissing down at the time and saw him get refused by a couple of other drivers……….ahhhh, cheap revenge is so sweet sometimes 😀
March 5, 2007 at 10:56 am #47670TurksMeister
ParticipantMy sister, her boyfriend, my mother, and aunt are all lawyers… and they are thoroughly nice people 🙂
March 5, 2007 at 11:10 am #47671XDC wild egg tamer
Participantyeah sorry turks, forgot about the family link in law………saw your Mum on that TV proggie………seems a nice lady and i’m happy for her to represent me in any case of mistaken identity should i be accused of kicking a legal type out my cab unfairly 😉
bet the conversation between your sis and her boyfriend must be gripping at times…………clause this, paragraph that…….. 😀
March 5, 2007 at 11:27 am #47672CowboyUK
ParticipantMarch 5, 2007 at 11:39 am #47673TurksMeister
Participant@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
yeah sorry turks, forgot about the family link in law………saw your Mum on that TV proggie………seems a nice lady and i’m happy for her to represent me in any case of mistaken identity should i be accused of kicking a legal type out my cab unfairly 😉
bet the conversation between your sis and her boyfriend must be gripping at times…………clause this, paragraph that…….. 😀
Ooo I didnt know anyone had seen it!
How did you know which one was her?!
Stalker!
March 5, 2007 at 12:50 pm #47674XDC wild egg tamer
Participant/ runs back into the bushes 😳
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