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  • #16060
    XDCOldPhart
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    I have spent the bulk of the day going through legal contracts and shit for some of the deals we are agreeing with 3rd parties for my company.

    Below is a sample of just what a pericketty waste of time lawyers are. It took them about 20 minutes to agree the wording of this clause below during a meeting on Friday. This is one sentence, the fucking MSA agreement is over 60 pagers long 👿

    The plural shall include the singular and vice versa. The masculine shall include the feminine and neuter and vice versa.

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    #47661
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    Boring!

    #47662
    Lensman
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    Lawyers – first up against the wall when the revolution happens….

    #47663
    Mr.Fenix
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    Now, where did I put that wall? 😈

    #47664
    four-aces deluxe
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    Sounds like a bunch of hermaphrodite schizophrenics

    #47665
    XDCMorgan
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    Who are these ‘lawyers’ of which you speak? 😕

    #47666
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    @=XDC=Morgan wrote:

    Who are these ‘lawyers’ of which you speak? 😕

    The lawyers from a 3rd party who we are outsourcing our packaging to, and our company lawyers.

    #47667
    XDCMorgan
    Participant

    TAXI!!!!

    #47668
    BakuraVampire
    Participant

    Wow, I fell asleep 0.0

    #47669
    XDC wild egg tamer
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    @=XDC=Morgan wrote:

    TAXI!!!!

    someone call ?

    had plenty of lawyers in the cab, they mostly seem to be obnoxious types who think they are better than anyone else……..damn fuckwits annoy the hell outta me 😈 kicked one out of the cab once for being so bloody arrogant, made me feel so good as it was pissing down at the time and saw him get refused by a couple of other drivers……….ahhhh, cheap revenge is so sweet sometimes 😀

    #47670
    TurksMeister
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    My sister, her boyfriend, my mother, and aunt are all lawyers… and they are thoroughly nice people 🙂

    #47671
    XDC wild egg tamer
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    yeah sorry turks, forgot about the family link in law………saw your Mum on that TV proggie………seems a nice lady and i’m happy for her to represent me in any case of mistaken identity should i be accused of kicking a legal type out my cab unfairly 😉

    bet the conversation between your sis and her boyfriend must be gripping at times…………clause this, paragraph that…….. 😀

    #47672
    CowboyUK
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    #47673
    TurksMeister
    Participant

    @=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

    yeah sorry turks, forgot about the family link in law………saw your Mum on that TV proggie………seems a nice lady and i’m happy for her to represent me in any case of mistaken identity should i be accused of kicking a legal type out my cab unfairly 😉

    bet the conversation between your sis and her boyfriend must be gripping at times…………clause this, paragraph that…….. 😀

    Ooo I didnt know anyone had seen it!

    How did you know which one was her?!

    Stalker!

    #47674
    XDC wild egg tamer
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    / runs back into the bushes 😳

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