Well surely ‘WET’ is short for Wild Egg Tamer, so if it was WET’s birthday, then we’d have a picture of a man taming a ferocious egg.
Whoevers birthday it is, I’ll give you my generic birthday wishes greeting:
Happy Birthday _______________! You certainly don’t look like your ___ years old! You look OLDER! At least you’re one year closer to retirement. Have a good birthday and don’t drink too much _______.
Btw that’s an open source birthday greeting for men or women up to the age of 64 or 59 (respectively), so please feel free to distribute it.