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There I am sitting in my back garden reading a book and I hear something land in my garden near me.
I go and have a look and some prat has thrown their empty bottle over my fence into my garden! the cheeky buggers.
Then I hear 2 kids talking on the otherside of the fence.
So I pick up the bottle and go and confront them and they say to me they didnt mean it to land in my garden! as if lol.
So I threw them the bottle back and they went scurring off back into their house with it lol which is what they should have done in the first flippin place.
@SilverSides wrote:
Peoples souls die if you sit back and mumble/ grumble… you pussy!
Errr… I stupidly tried to tackle an off duty bouncer hitting a rather attractive young lady in a club about 4 months ago, and got smacked in the face for my efforts!
Im no pussy!
Unfortunately she didnt let me see her pussy eithers… so im not sure why I bothered!
Lol! I’m more pussy than badass!
I think ive only been in 2 fights ever… the first one I was on the attack (some cunt was being out of order… hes dead now… well not really… but im sure he will be dead in the next 100 or so years!)… and every punch I threw at him missed. However, Im 6`3, and quite a big chap… so he looked scared…
Moral victory there I think!
lol when I was in my teens I remember one of my mates got decked in the club and him and my friend legged it out while I was in another part of the club chatting to a nice bird.
They then ring me saying to come and meet them because their scared and want to go home now.
So I set off to go and meet them. I am on my phone organising a taxis walking towards this group of guys.
And then one of them says to me get off the phone we know your calling the police lol.
So I told I am trying to get a flippin taxi and to bug off.
He doesnt and so comes at me with a high kick, I grab is leg and twist it round putting him on his ass lol. ( i was doing Judo regularly at the time)
Then his mate somehow knew who I was and became very apolegectic and they went on their merry way.
Thats the only time I ever had anythign like that
while I was in another part of the club chatting to a nice bird.
Now I know this is a made up story 😉
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
while I was in another part of the club chatting to a nice bird.
Now I know this is a made up story 😉
lol
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