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  • #19714
    XDCOldPhart
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    Im too old to learn new tricks by myself. I need a n00by fakky thingamajig that tells me the do’s, dont’s and explains stuffs like..

    Why does “cuntface RPG OldPhart” appear on my screen about 3 seconds before I see the hits, take the damage znd die? Lagg?

    #81349
    XDCMADMAX
    Participant

    Not sure your ready for BF3 – it might be a little to quick for you now mate

    #81350
    XDCMcQueen
    Participant

    whenever i see you on the server, it always looks like your running in slow motion..at first i thought it was lag at my end but everbody else runs around fine.

    #81351
    XDC_Wolf
    Participant

    what connection you on pharty?
    could be something you d/led from those dodgy animal pr0n sites you frequent

    #81352
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    I think it because I’m using wireless. I’ll hook up a cat6 next time and see how it goes. Good ghing I put 4.2km of cables in the new house. 16 patch ports per floor

    #81353
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Furface, got all me goaty pr0n on blue ray now

    #81354
    XDCMADMAX
    Participant

    Lol good to see you on now let me have your dog tags

    #81355
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Show respect Maxine, taught you all you knows

    #81356
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    That explains the dress wearing then

    #81357
    Cha0sEngine
    Participant

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    I think it because I’m using wireless. I’ll hook up a cat6 next time and see how it goes. Good ghing I put 4.2km of cables in the new house. 16 patch ports per floor

    im on wifi and dont experience any issues.

    #81358
    crazy hippo
    Participant

    most important and some would say only thing for a FAQ on playing on the XDC server

    if you see Max – run, hide and pray he hasnt seen you. although the chances are you are already dead so what the hell!!

    #81359
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Mmmm. Maybe my laptop specs. Noticed some keyboard lagg

    #81360
    XDCMADMAX
    Participant

    @crazy hippo wrote:

    most important and some would say only thing for a FAQ on playing on the XDC server

    if you see Max – run, hide and pray he hasnt seen you. although the chances are you are already dead so what the hell!!

    Although you are a proud owner of my tags “grumble” but good skillz Mr Hippo

    #81361
    Alzir
    Keymaster

    @Cha0sEngine wrote:

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    I think it because I’m using wireless. I’ll hook up a cat6 next time and see how it goes. Good ghing I put 4.2km of cables in the new house. 16 patch ports per floor

    im on wifi and dont experience any issues.

    Wifi is pretty hit and miss but from my own experience I avoid it for games as i’ve always found it prone dropping at the worst times. Certainly if you’re experiemcing lag i’d try a wired connection until you can narrow it down to something else. You could also run a trace route or use a wee program called winmrt to trace a route to something normally stable like google.com and see if you have any spikes in ping or excessive package loss….ajythung in the first hop is your router. Beyond that and the obvious old fart puns, from which part of the world are you trying to connect to the server from these days and, how good is your connection and do you have any pesky kids downloading from another computer in the house?

    #81362
    Alzir
    Keymaster

    Oh yea, and keyboard lag? What spec is the laptop?

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