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subject says it all – Normally on a friday we get loads of posts! Hurry up, I’m bored and got sod all to read
WHERE IS MY SERVER YOU RUDDY BLUE-ARSED, RED FACED FORNICATING HAMDRAYAS BABOON WITH DANGLING HAEMAROIDS!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐ฟ
How dare you take time off to practice yer hax when there is work to be done.
Fark
Servers you right for losing all the maps last night. I have put a hex on you that will not let you win a map till that server is built. 8)
Yep its a ProLiant. And it should take about 2 hours to build. I know because I wrote all the origional fucking documentation. And I was building servers when it was NT 3.51 and SmartStart did not exist, and it certainly did not take weeks grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
But it is probably too late now. I am about 1 fuse short of canning that little Change Initiative because I need the server for testing my VM-Ware design. And that is a far more inportant projectile as it is a key element of our new-look infratructure post outsourcing.
I could build the fucking server myself but the fat, ingnorant, in-bred cunt that runs the show will not have it because its “My Teams Role”.
And then they want to know why they are all getting outsourced. MMmmmmm, lets be as inflexible and unhelpful as possible, thats the most efficient way of doing things…….EEEEEKKK WE ARE BEING OUTSOURCED, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Because you are a useless bunch of oxygen thieves.
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Muwahaha
Rant over
dons HP hat
Please ensure all firmware is updated using the firmware update CD 7.51 and also ensure that you use the latest proliant support pack for your chosen operating system cos if you fookin call us with a problem we are gonna state the above again and again and again. When you call us you will be greeted by someone who cannot speak english and will read from a script regardless of the questions you ask
have a nice day and fook off
loses HP hat
*see I can type Lensman!!*
Stultus est sicut stultus facit
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
Yep its a ProLiant. And it should take about 2 hours to build. I know because I wrote all the origional fucking documentation. And I was building servers when it was NT 3.51 and SmartStart did not exist, and it certainly did not take weeks grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
But it is probably too late now. I am about 1 fuse short of canning that little Change Initiative because I need the server for testing my VM-Ware design. And that is a far more inportant projectile as it is a key element of our new-look infratructure post outsourcing.
I could build the fucking server myself but the fat, ingnorant, in-bred cunt that runs the show will not have it because its “My Teams Role”.
And then they want to know why they are all getting outsourced. MMmmmmm, lets be as inflexible and unhelpful as possible, thats the most efficient way of doing things…….EEEEEKKK WE ARE BEING OUTSOURCED, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Because you are a useless bunch of oxygen thieves.
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Muwahaha
Rant over
If you want a HP Server Specialist the Hippy is the man. He only charges รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ2500 + VAT and Stella Artois Royalites per day which is probably half what you pay MediHax Anyhoo – Bargain methinks ๐
Shut it you Chav, you are on a nice little earner, I am the one who is running around fixing the fuckups of the fat fuck next to me who is on 3 times my take home.
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But then again, his days are numbered………………
Phear the Phart.
I need to make a list of 20 people………………………
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