In defence of Dida he almost certainly thought that he’d contracted “Scottish” after the incident and it was almost certainly the thought of going ginger, wearing a skirt and eating deep fried Mars bars that made him collapse in despair – as opposed to any direct injury he might have suffered.
Anyway, in terms of the game, the fact that he was such a useless sack of shit for his team that he might as well have chucked the effing ball into his own net a couple of times for all the use he was meant that his integrity couldn’t have taken much more of a nose dive regardless.
**edit**
I’ve just got back from Italy as it happens. Give em some credit – by Christ they put some stunning gash on their tv programmes it has to be said. Fair play to ’em.