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Ingame Name: |D|Morph / =XDC=Morph / Illini25
Joined XDC in: March, 1998 *edited*
Real name: Chris
Age: I’ll be 32 on July 23
Sex: Male
Location: Urbana, Illinois, USA
Height: 5′ 10″
A bit about yourself: Dental Technician, making retainers and other appliances for orthodontists.
A bit about your gaming history: Starting playing Rogue Spear online via 56k modem. JAR introduced me to a few people, including Matt (Alzir), SoC, sPUNKer and 7. Been playing the likes of MP FPS games ever since. Also played a lot of MS Links in the past as well.
Favorite food: Italian
Battlefield 2 Bad ass rating During the 1.12 days….8 1.3…..6 Hate the random cone of fire. But I love team based play, so I still enjoy BF2 for the most part. Absolutely love the competition side of it as well.
Ingame Name
=XDC=MorganJoined XDC in
errrrr….about 2years ago I thinkReal name
PhilAge
34 (19 May)Sex
MaleLocation
Barnstaple N.DevonHeight
About 6ftA bit about yourself
I am a groundworker, Married to Sharon (=XDC=Missis) for 13 years this year. Got two sprogs Reece (HellBoy) 10 and Chloe 9. Am Welsh but been living in Devon for about 11 years scince leaving the RAF.
A bit about your gaming history
Got introduced to gaming by Dazzer. Started with BF42 and carried on from there. At the mo play RO, CoD2, BF2 and anything that takes my fancy really. Have Queeks to thank for bringing me into the family of XDC.Favorite food
ChineseBattlefield 2 Bad ass rating
Dont have one really, but have been known to be a little bit handy now and again with the old sniper gun.
On set of Aliens 5Ingame Name
=XDC=iNSANEJoined XDC in
Aug 03 *i think*Real name
MichaelAge
32 (06/10/73)Sex
Hermaphrodite.. helps alot when people tell me to go fuck myselfLocation
Manchest0rHeight
6ftA bit about yourself
I.T Support Engineer working in Manchester.. Work for same wank Company as Neon, but were subcontracted to Government which is alot better as we dont have to see the wankers in the office.. I like my job 😀A bit about your gaming history
ooo errrm.. Started on Atari 2600 back in the days, owned pretty much every console going then upped to PC as I started working on them in umm.. 91? first FPS i played was wolfenstein 3D.. then used to play lan/modem games of Duke Nukem 3D and Doom *which used to be a right laff* errm.. first proper online game was BF1942.. fecking loved that game and wish those days were still around.. now own gaming rig, Gamecube, PSP and an Xbox360.. mostly play on PC though 😀Favorite food
Chinese or IndianBattlefield 2 Bad ass rating
ummm.. depends what map it is.. like to see meself as a team player and not a MadMax run and gun hax0r HProllerballmouse using ghey fook! 😛
Most noticeable for Eryz skillz, heli flyin and Grenade throwing 😀Red Orchestra Bad Ass Rating
Ultimate Baddass.. Shit hot with rifle and I gotta say I’m a fooking brill tank gunner .. if I have a good driver also 😀
Love this game for its realism and satisfaction 🙂F**k you I’m ‘avin this space to do some rival clan pimping! woot!
Ingame Name
=7DR=von.small
Joined XDC in…
I didn’t, but I nerly did, I was young and confused.
Real nameSteve
Age
27-28-29? Can’t remember dont have my license on me..born in 78
Sex
Me-Man
Location (ASL innit… )
Cheltenham
Height
5ft 11inches,
A bit about yourself
I’m a software architect, born from a web developer, born from a graphic designer.. and I used to be a chef/
I don’t suffer fools, lazy arses, and people who give up. I live with my missus of 2 years and our cat Stinkbum. We like christmas and fucking.
A bit about your gaming history (How you found XDC, what other games you play, history behind ingame name… etc)
Turks and I frequented the Wolfenstein forums, he showed me his cock, I reported him to the police as a flasher, the officer dealing with the case asked “have you seen this game?” …that game was battlefield 1942, I was hooked on it like smack. and have been ever since. I miss my niavety that I had when playing wolfenstein, back then I though ‘noob’ was the misspelled insult ‘boob’.
Favorite food
Pizza, or Chicken Tikka, pizza chicken tikka, ladz! I think I’ve come up win another winner, ..to the Bernard Matthews mobile..
Battlefield 2 Bad ass rating (out of 10 – all those that dont like BF2 are at -3!)
8 out of 10, I fkin kick ass – in there like swimwear, EA almost renamed Mashtur City the Harlem Shuffle after they saw my pimp daddy antics in one of the Humvee’sVon SmallWillyInDaBauHausenWeebleMunchkin
is his real name.
He also used to stalk me till he found his true love. Insane
He also has a thing for cats, I reported him to the RSPCA, but they, like most straight people, hate cats, so they are cool with his cat abuse
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
your only jealous because he found my sexual nature to be more than a 1 minute man!
Your pillow-biting records are legendary 😯
@von smallhousen wrote:
F**k you I’m ‘avin this space to do some rival clan pimping! woot!
Blimey! And I thought Pharty was a posh bloke, but Von Small’s picture makes our resident Australian look like a grubby street urchin. I know Pharty’s got the pipe, but Von Small’s got a full-on soup strainer and a monocle to boot.
He’s possibly the poshest person I’ve ever seen.
And I once spied on Kirsty Alsop.
Ingame Name
=XDC=OldPhart
Joined XDC in
October 2003
Real Name
Sean Charles Eugen Wolfram Danks Renard-Von Bohnkezl und Etterlin
Age
1970
Location
London
Height
1m78
About
Rhodesian born & bred. Now a Pom. Love cricket, hunting. Hate cities, crowds, most of the Earth’s population. Don’t ever compare me to Mr Hitler, he was a farking screaming, bleeding-heart liberal. The Twat. Minor Krautish Nobility, landless coz the peasants in both Europe and Africa took back what my ancestors had nicked from them. Revolting plebes. Annoys me that I have to work for a living, 100 years ago I would have been a gentleman of leisure, pronging wenches, drinking, carousing and generally doing fuck-all. 8)Speaking of work. Have the great misfortune to work with Max and Dutchman, likely punnishment for misdeeds in a past life. Business & Technical Architect for Investment & Asset management company, minor middle management role, soon to improve, cannot say more on that coz of Max & Dutchy. 😕
No acknowledged kids. Married for a fooking long time to an Eytie bird, not so minor Wop Noble, but still a surrender-monkey in my eyes. 😛
I can also solve all the worlds problems, just no-one has the brains to elect me. Dildoes 👿
Gaming History
Played many games before going online. First online game was RogueSpear over 56k. Then spent years playing TacOps as a member of [OAP] clan. Then started playing BF1942. Joined Hussars as [1stHssrs]The_Bishop. Played mostly on Xdc server. Introduced MadMAx to joys of online gaming, and BF1942. Used to kick his arse, then he discovered aimbots. The koont. After Wipers had jioned XDC I decided that I was the last of the then known regulars to be without XDC tags so joined. Played BFV and now the shite that is BF2. Will not be playing the space-inaders version of BF when it comes out.Play a shitload of strategy games and flightsims. Wibble.
Favourite Food
Love eating, love most things. But meat is king, espescially biltongBF2 bad ass rating
I am too modest to say. But you all fear and tremble when I am sniping. I shit turds that could take yer head off from 10000000 yards, never mind what I can do with a proper goon. I also shot down a chopper with a pistol, that is so fucking l33t that you should all bow defore me, yadda yadda. And if there is anyone out there who things they are meaner than me at BF, then I will cuss you till you cry and admit I am the gawd of BF, that includes Max, coz I don’t hack.
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