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@11thSignal wrote:
4: Brummies …can’t stand em 🙂 whinge to much and have anger management issues.
Tell me about it. There’s this bloke on our server who comes on TS and goes ballistic. He’s got a real Brummie accent and has the filthy language of a sailor.
I think he’s called Wipers.
“Hail fellow adventurers! We too are a band of fearsome warriors who live for the thrill of battle. I am Leopardopilous, and armed with my mighty sink plungers no plug can escape my aim.Then to my left is Sheila who, to be perfectly honest, put fuck-all effort into her character, then the sexy and sly Daphne Fox, the awsomely powerful barbarian Tigeramero and the giant-fucking-raccoon called Steven, who somehow managed to get enough money to by a sword. How does a raccoon get money to buy a sword? I don’t fuckin’ know. It’s not even a real sword by the way, and Steve’s real name is Roger and he’s an estate agent.”Messy, do you really want to be associated with people like those above and the Browns?
Get back to 2142, there’s a new map coming soon…
@Ryzo wrote:
Cunts who dont put there weights back after there finished with them, because they think others should do it for them
Soccer mums, who sit there, chewing gum, and do 1 minute on the running machine then just talk and want cock from the personal trainers
Oooooh! They all piss me right off. Even more so the fat women who come to the gym to walk (slowly) on one of the tread mills and then drive home. Here’s an idea love: stop driving everywhere! And you don’t need to join a gym to walk, but at least they’re not spending the subscription on pork pies.
Twats in hats at the gym are another irritant that you’ve already mentioned. I can understand if you’ve got long hair so that you can keep the hair out of your eyes, but that’s it. And even then it’s borderline twatish. The ones that really annoy me are the guys who wear woollen caps like Rocky. Why? We’re inside and you’ve got a grade 3 buzz cut.
People who ‘use’ a bench when doing weights by standing next to it and putting their towel, water bottle or stupid-fuckin’-woolley hat on it. “Hey mate. You using that bench?” I’ll ask. “Yeah mate.” they’ll say and then proceed to do fuck all with it other than successfully suspending a towel 18″ from the ground.
I think that coupled with the Chewbacca defence and my own bloody-minded stubborness I’ll be going for option 1. I managed to send them an invoice for the full amount after some jiggery-pokery of the invoice, although my sister reckons it might be a scammer and not a genuine buyer.
Apparently she’s tried to sell a digital camera 4 times on eBay and twice some scammer from another country tried to con her out of it (the other time was some ‘tard whose PC had been ‘hacked’).
This is the second time I’ve tried to sell this laptop and something similar happened before, just not an internation incident like I fear this one might become.
Cheers for the advice Judge.
Cheers for posting that Turks I always suspected that kids were flammable, but I couldn’t find any to try my theories out on. However, for those of you who don’t know this, old people ARE flammable too.
I’m going to have to defend Turks’s (dubious) hetrosexuality on this one. I ain’t seen the film, but from what I gather the film is about how one day this guy wakes up and he’s hearing this voiceover about him, as if he’s a character in a book. But it’s not very flattering, so he decides to change all that.
I think Hairspray looks much more gheyerer.
@XDC-snell wrote:
Hmmm since Gordon came to power we’ve had Floods, Pestilence (foot n mouth), ok the War bit early, who’s guessing on Famine.
Well, I believe that Gordon did ‘eat all the pies’. Does that count?
The guys who piss me off at the gym are ones who drop their weights. I imagine that these guys must crash their cars into trees by way of showing that “I can’t drive any further”.
Guys at the gym who try to hit on girls by standing close to the girl in plain sight with one of their mates comparing muscles. They might as well try to hit on girls by giving their mate a BJ, as I believe is the fashion for massive gheyers.
I agree with Magicker about the psycho babble. Two of my mates are teachers and they are sick to death with ‘new initiatives to make kids smarter’, which should basically be called ‘make tests easier’.
I don’t know this Dr. John, but is he really a doctor? It’s just that these celebrities all give themselves names like Captain Sensible, Dr Fox, Prince, Dr Dre and Wincey Willis, but are they qualified to have such titles?
Anyway WET if you get the famous movie Directors Ang Lee or David Fincher in your cab can you please do me a favour of driving them to Brixton and pushing them out of your cab in front of the Tube station shouting “GET OUT YOU RACIST SCUM! I REFUSE TO LET MEMBERS OF THE KKK RIDE IN MY CAB.”
That’ll teach ’em for Alien 3 and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
@11thSignal wrote:
bloody southern poofs always thinking the action is down south. I’m up for anything really just as long as it isnt somewhere to far. London is fine although I will have to check that my passport is still valid
Remember to bring your wallet Signal. Red Ken has just introduced Brummie, Manc and Scouse charging so as to cut down on the traffic in London.
Well I’m of the Judgemental line of thought on this movie.
I watched it last night with the wife and (admittedly I did doze of a couple of times) recognised it was a good film. In the same way that you have to recognise that Jamie Oliver is an accomplished cook, but I’d still like to punch him.
Basic story:
American tourist on a coach gets hit by a bullet and we see four different stories about the knock on effect of this, all of them miserable and depressing.
I hear what som of you are saying about the Japanese part, it could have been left out, although here was a great bit of opportunity to make the film a bit more light-hearted. How about Mr Yakamoto is having a dinner party and has had to invite his grumpy old boss who says he’ll only promote a family man. Unfortunately Mr Yakamoto is a recent widower, but desperately needs the raise so has to pay a prostitute to pretend to be his wife. But due to a mix up he hires a transvestite who’s off his head on crack, and unbeknownst to him his boss is the tranny’s dad! It’d be like an episode of Terry and June for the 21st century! So after some depressing stuff about immigration, or goat herding you’d be like “Oh no! His ‘wife’ is peeing off the balcony, standing up! How’s he going to explain that away. Uh oh. Here comes his knickerless, mental daughter. I hope she doesn’t lick his bosses face…”
If you want a decent interconnecting storylines film, with wit, charm and good social commentary, check out Crash. It’s got a lot less montage scenes.
Awesome clip Magicker!
I like the fact that the diatribe is doing something ‘alternative’ comedy wouldn’t have done 15 years ago, which is to question all faiths (within reason) rather than simply Christianity.
Jerry Springer the Musical is funny, but the writer behind it pissed me off when he was asked why he didn’t give Islam the same treatment. “Because I respect their faith” he said, which struck me as a trifle lame. Not “because they’d fuckin’ kill me!”, which is probably a lot closer to the truth.
A well considered rant all-in-all, although I’d like to hear a Muslim, Christian and Jewish comedian respond.
Well I reckon we should keep the meet simple.
I’ve been threatening to go out with WET for a drink, so maybe we should just arrange a time and a place and say ‘be there or be square’. If three of us turn up, no problem, if fifteen of us do then that’s ace.
I can’t do the weekend of the 23rd of September though.
