XDCNeonSamurai

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  • in reply to: What are you playing? #48651
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I’ve stopped playing 2142 for the mo as it is almost impossible to play with my greatly reduced FPS. Also It’s harder to wank in 2142, unless I’m being commander.

    I am playing Far Cry (I know I’m behind the times) and Oolite (which is an updated version of Elite. I know I’m behind the times).

    in reply to: Grrrr #46515
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Guys, if LeGit’s annoying you all so much then you should just select ‘ignore posts by this user’ under settings. That’s what I’ve done with Wolf’s posts and it’s made my life soooooo much less stressful.

    God I’m hilarious.

    in reply to: Get bikers out of your way… #48608
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I must say that the times I’ve travelled in WET’s cab he was a calm, courteous and repectful driver. The trouble is that there are so many other complete wankers on the road who’ll blame everyone else for their own pitiful driving that sooner or later you’ll be in confrontation with somebody.

    A couple of years back Cowboy stepped in after a big bloke actually pulled over infront of a little Indian lady who’d stalled her car and was yelling his head of at her. She’d stalled her car, she didn’t deserve that.

    Actually now I think about it there was one time it WET’s cab when he was drinking Special Brew and mounted the kerb, running over a couple of old ladies. He got a bit vocal then, but was so pissed I had to dispose of the bodies.

    He didn’t get a tip that night I can tell you.

    in reply to: Enemy Territory: Quake Wars #48577
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Well since the last 2142 patch the game has become a 10fps nightmare on anything more than a 32 player conquest city map when I play it, so I’m actually considering this game. The trouble is though it’s even more removed from a contemporary FPS squad based game.

    I’ll have to see what my upgrade budget’s going to be first…

    in reply to: Get bikers out of your way… #48603
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @11thSignal wrote:

    p.s Notice how I didn’t get involved in the previous “Legit” post/argument.
    very diplomatic of me I think. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    Yeah, but in all fairness you told me on TS that everything that LeGit said was true and everyone else on the thread were spazzes! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Personally I reckon that the government should be trying to get more people on motorbikes, since they take up less space on the roads, use less fuel and look cooler than people on scooters.

    Motorbikes FTW

    in reply to: New PC – Advice please #48434
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    I dont think he smokes ๐Ÿ™‚

    And his CD Drive would cover as a beverage holder

    Save your money and get a mirror for your monitor.. you can see who’s coming up behind you then.. every PC should have one

    Oh yeah, that’s right Insane, only think of the ‘now’ and not even begin to think about the future. Maybe Fluffy is thinking about taking up smoking, and perhaps in a few years he’ll be a raging alcoholic, and glad to have an extra holder for his can of Special Brew.

    Look at the bigger picture Insane.

    Look at the bigger picture…

    in reply to: help me choose #48546
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I’ve got one of the older, corded Logitect MX510’s and it does me very nicely. A few configurable buttons and I’ve got it running on an ICE Mat, which offers pretty smooth performance. Had it 3 years without a problem.

    in reply to: New PC – Advice please #48431
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Read through your PC stats there Fluffy and I don’t think I’m alone when I noticed there was one glaringly HUGE omission. No PC these days is komplete (see what I did there) without one of these:

    Hard as fucking rock PC add-on

    If you don’t buy this as well we’ll all think you’re a gheyer.

    in reply to: Needed, a theme tune #47351
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I reckon that Spunker’s XDC tune featuring MC Stephen Hawking is a step in the right direction, although it’s definately lacking some kind of OOMPAH OOMPAH vibe.

    If only we knew someone with appropriate tuba skillz…

    ๐Ÿ˜•

    in reply to: Letters from Iwo Jima #48521
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I wish people would start making films that make war look like fun again. These days it’s all “oh god war’s horrid” and “blimey, war isn’t a barrel of laughs”. I remember when war used to be enjoyable. Look at the crazy antics in ‘Kelly’s Heroes’ or the thrilling fun of ‘Where Eagles Dare’.

    Everyone likes war, even gay people, so why can we have more enjoyable war japery rather than all this seriousness? If they keep putting out all these negative war movies, eventually people will stop having wars altogether.

    And where’s the fun in that?

    ๐Ÿ˜•

    in reply to: c*nts for housemates. #48261
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I’d be up for an XDC meet oop North (i.e. other side of Milton Keynes) and we could have it around Wolf’s place. The stipulations are, however, that we must all wear black and have shaven heads and constantly make reference to ‘project mayhem’.

    If any of your housemates wander in on our little gathering, we all go silent and stare whilst Wolf says “The Liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception”.

    in reply to: taxi driver wanted……….long shot #48321
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    Yeah, I hear that the Archbishop needed his ‘services’.

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

    in reply to: Bank Charge #48494
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    Well played sir! รƒฦ’ร†โ€™รƒยขรขโ€šยฌร…ยกรƒฦ’รขโ‚ฌลกรƒโ€šร‚ยฃ800 quid for complaining isn’t a bad days work. I wish I got paid for complaining, I’d be a bloody millionaire by now.

    Re: the crack den

    Get out ASAP.

    in reply to: taxi driver wanted……….long shot #48317
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    I’d love to become a cabbie mate, but I feel that I might be too opinionated and prone to argue so well that it may completely change the passengers outlook on life ๐Ÿ˜•

    Archbishop of Cantebury: “Actually god loves everyone. We are his children and his love for us in unconditional.”

    Neon the Cabbie: “Yeah, well if god loves us, he’s got a funny way of showing it.”

    Archbishop of Cantebury: “Good point! I’ve been wasting my fucking life! Stop the cab now! I’m going to have sex with an underage rent boy.”

    Neon the Cabbie: “Cor! Blimey! Don’t get me started on that…”

    etc.

    in reply to: 10fps? WTF? #48090
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    ..ah fek it I’ll say, it’s Neon’s fault! Not quite sure why but now I think on it I do remember seeing a dodgy bloke lingering around the local exchange with a hammer! Because of the area I live in I’d just asumed he was going to rob someone but the pieces of the puzzle are starting to come together now!

    *Shakes fist*

    Why you little…!

    Here’s kind of what my gameplay looks like at the moment (only imagine it 5x worse): Packet Loss Video on You Tube.

    There’s also someone else having the problems here:

    But I think that mostly deals with the 8800 drivers under vista, but that might be of help too you Signal.

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