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So what’s in this new RO patch exactly and how much does it cost? (ho ho – and that’s ho ho as in sarcasm and nothing to do with “Get back on the streets and get me my money, ho.”)
I doubt it’ll be enough for me to reinstall the game because Steam makes me puke but I might give it a go.
Top of The Pops means one thing to me:
http://tv.cream.org/lookin/totp/setdesign.htm
Go down to 1982, the picture on the right. I actually saw that as well. Even at 10 years old it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on telly.
Yeah, I got that e-mail with the Crouch pictures this morning as well. Some of ’em are pretty good but none of them are half as funny as watching him try to play football.
I watched about 20 minutes of the first half before I went and sat outside and had a beer, it was that exciting.
On the plus side though, Argentina v Ivory Coast was a good game later on. In fact, other than the 2 games in Englands Group it’s not been a bad World Cup so far.
I hate to point out the obvious but what difference does it make which pub you go to when you’re all just going to stand in a huddle round the piano in the corner and sing “Knees Up Mother Brown!” all night?
On the same subject, I just did an arse rendingly massive dump which was easily the size of the twoc’ers front man, but twice as good at football obviously. Unfortunately I flushed it before Sven had a chance to call it up for the squad, thus potentially costing England the World Cup!
I blame that fat bastard pizza I had last night, I knew it was trouble.
It might be easy to make light of this stat whoring but having done some research it turns out that the following people have the best BF2 stats of all time.
So, next time you just want to get that next pretend gun or medal, think on!
The day they release a game where your level/badges/score gets you access to decent quality bongo sites on the interweb then that’s the day bollocks like this will matter to me.
Either that or beer vouchers in the post, of course. Or maybe both, but that’s just a pipe dream “Got my snioper badge last night and celebrated it with an Old Pec and a wank, marvellous stuff” etc…
@Alzir wrote:
Dunno which is funnier, his dance or that he actually scored.
I’m with you on this but I’ll tell you now, this useless streak of piss is likely to win England the World Cup. He’s got that feckless knack of bundling the ball in off his gonads every time it comes near him. I tip my hat to him though, even by his standards of being shit he’s managed to dream up probably the crappest goal celebration I think I’ve ever seen.
I ran into Tresor on a random game of UT04 about 18 months ago, that was the last time I saw him. We used to shit on people’s chips from a great height on Planetside when we both ran squads. You can’t beat shitting on people’s chips. “Those your chips mate? Yeah, I just did a great big shit on ’em. Thats was me.”
Anyway, Tresor – sound bloke.
You’re either being sarcy or completely mental Doc. Futurama is great. The robot Bender is an absolute hero:
Suicidal woman “I’m going to jump.”
Bender “Do a backflip!”Female computer “My home planet was run by a chauvanistic male computer, a manbot. Do you know what it’s like being a female computer in a manbots world?”
Bender “What?”When he mutinies and locks his captain in the brig “Don’t worry, soon we’ll be able to look back on this and laugh. Ha ha ha ha!”
“Doesn’t it bother you that you’re abusing your girlfriends trust?”
Bender “Ha ha ha. Oh wait, you were being serious. Let me laugh even harder.”“Will I come? That depends. Will it take place wherever I was going to be anyway and not interfere with whatever it is I’m going to be doing?”
Sorry, I know that this is a Homer Simpson thing but we can’t have Futurama mentioned without some Bender quotes.
I don’t play it anymore. I hate Steam so much I uninstalled it. Sick to death of having to f*** about with it all the time and have it slow my pc down (my pc is getting old fast these days). But there’s a buddy list so if the people who do still play it give out their names you can find ’em when they’re playing.
