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Ignore Insane, he has this thing about men. As for Ryzo, his braincell is on holiday.
Kiera K is hawttttt
My foreskin was nicked when I was a nipper. It left me emotionally scarred for life. I have just finished therapy abo…..
Oh, forum skins? Ermm
/shuffles off
Mate, as I advised you before, you have your life with Natalie. Everyone else should tak second place. If they want to act like nobs, fuck them. Life is too short
@TurksMeister wrote:
@xdc the doc wrote:
your hot sister is an intellectual as well? is she still single???
i like the sound of the war hx books vic… but it will be a cold day in hell before i buy the daily mail.
my next book is the blind watchmaker by dawkins = should give some good ammo for my next argument with wolf 🙂
Shes actually a fat wallet city lawyer – 28 last week and on 35k plus bonuses!
Bitch!
35k, / Phart would not get out of bed. In fact, Phart would not even fart for 35k.
Does she so anal Turks? 😈
Ahhh, the bible.
Kind of like a mixed up adventure story cum soap opera with lots of dudes fucking their daughters, then killing their sons, and surfing in the Red Sea.
I like the one when that Sampson fellow goes and smites the waves with his stick, then leads all the Egyptians to freedom in Canaan after fleeing the wrath of this bad honcho called Moses who was 400 years old, fucked his daughters too and sent plagues on the Israelites.
Speaking of Israelites, they have some cool stories too, normally with fucking aswel, like some fellow who offered his daughter up to be raped by some other dudes, to stop thos dudes from shagging some other blokes up the arse.
Its a sordid book, by all accounts, it puts The 120 Days of Sodom (Maquis de Sade) into the shade. And in terms of science fiction it beats Arthur C Clarke anyday, its full of test-tube babies, blokes comming back to life after getting stuck into the regeneration-caves and blokes that can fly flaming chariots, dudes with wierd wings (nice bit of fantasy there too).
If you are into halucinogenic experiences, you can read all about this other dudes amazing fucking trip in the chapter called Revelations. Man alive, he took some seriously baaaaaaaaaaaaddd acid. That will teach him to trust Hittite dealers.
They also talk about Global Warming in the bible, coz they are always on about how the holy land was “The land of milk and honey” but we all know what a fucked up piece of dry desert it is now.
See kids, global warming is true. When Captain Ahab took his family into the Promised Land, it was all cool and fertile. Now its desert… global warming.
Fuck this schitt, no butt-munching books here Chaos, stay in your closet.
/wanders off to the sound of banjoes
I had a thing for Kate’s Bush, but I reckon her flaps hang to her knees these days, so unless she is up for giving me a gum-job, she can best sod off these days
@XDC-snell wrote:
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
@sickofitall wrote:
@TurksMeister wrote:
As of last wednesday, I hadnt had sex in 15 months…
Bloody hell Turks, I didn’t even know you were married.
Isnt that the bloody truth 😆
Does the young Max still have the faint look of Pharty ? 😆
My son is doing fine 😈
