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XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=Mouse101uk wrote:
1. Wasps
2. Anti War Protesters
3. Eco Warriors
4. Big Issue Sellers
5. Thieves
6. Junkies
7. Peodos
8. Shrink Plastic Stuff
9. Two Faced Bastards
10. Air Craft Spotters (Look to close to Train Spotters and number 7 for my liking).
11. Train Spotters
12. People that park in either the Mother and Baby spaces or Disabled spaces when the fuckers have neither a baby or a disability.
13. Gheys that put on that fuckin stupid ifeminate voice when they would talk like Jimmy Nail before they came out the bloody closet.
14. People that wear Speedos on holiday.
15. People that dont care about their kids.
16. People that are in a round all night and when its their turn they sod off out the door to avoid getting the beers in.
17. TKing little keyboard warriors that Gob off at you, with threats of violence even though they weigh about the same as one of my turds, if you ask them to stop being such a Nob.
18. Not being able to have a Ciggie in a pub.
19. When a fly lands in my coffee
20. Thunder Flys.
21. People that think that the world owes them a living.
22. Criminals that are allowed into this country and the government pays for everything for them.
23. Numb Sculls with Pit Bulls, Rottys etc that just let them run off the lead when there are kids about.
24. Ignorant plebs that push into the tube as your trying to get off.
25. People that are rude to shop assistants thinking that just cos they work there and are paid a pittance gives them the right to be talked to like crap.
26. People that push in and then dont even say anything.
27. Bad Manners (Not the Group)
28. Lag on the server
29. Obese people
30. Wigs
31. Oh and the French.I feel so much better now.
Jebus
I have been cloned 8)
Mouse, you can join SOIA and my government of the future. I think I will make you Minister of the Interior, your role… Public Order 😈
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantAnnoying cunts such as
Civilians cunts
Cunts who chuch chewing gum about
Cunts with bad manners
Rude cunts
Scaffholders cuntish wives
Stupid cunts
Cunts with no brains
Gormless cunts
Journalist cuntsXDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
My new choice is Nigella Lawson:
What more needs to be said?
Pharty thinks Nigella is hubba hubba and would joyously mount her for a looonnnggg trot, incorporating all of the saddle positions 😈
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
You guys are on facebook? Look me up if you want Mark Hasted, especially if I get to see Turks and his glow stick.*
*Neon has deliberately used a double entendre and therefore any response inferring that he hasn’t, or that Turk’s stick doesn’t glow will be wasted.
Er, buddy thinged you Neon.
Turks, Wolf, er wot yer names in FacePlace?
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantWhat makes it worse is an ex bird I was rather fond of has been in touch over the last few days and is well up for it, she used to be such a bed-artist too. But my integrity won’t let me bonk her
sigh
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantIts a sad day coz the missus did not want to play last night, so I sulked and got drunk, now I have a hangover
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantMilla Jovovich would look better with my nuts on her chin
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantIf we needed any more proof that Maxine is a butt-boy. To quote Magicker, only faggots or trendy wanabe wimmin designer types use Macs
XDCOldPhart
Participant@Dazzer wrote:
😆 lets ban all homosexual 😳 sorry max & phart love you 😆 😕
Says Daz, the oldest Queen in the clan 😈
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantNo worries Setff old chap, happy to oblige
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantMy name is floating around the forum somewhere, but you cab call me Phart
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
lol yum sexy
Faggoty butt-bandit, elton’s john, liberace purple wearing poof 😈
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantWelcome mate, nice to see. No competing with me for the swearing cup though
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantEven I admit to liking them. It was a mostpeculiar feeling in HMV last week. I took 2 of my nieces shopping, and they both came back with Linkin Park CD’s, but so did I, and our age gap is 22 years.
The youngest one the chirped something about me being “Well with the times for an old man”
Cheeky little so and so. To make myself feel better I played Teenage Dirtbag by Weatus very loudly in the car on the way home.
XDCOldPhart
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