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  • in reply to: What annoys you? #55835
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=Mouse101uk wrote:

    1. Wasps
    2. Anti War Protesters
    3. Eco Warriors
    4. Big Issue Sellers
    5. Thieves
    6. Junkies
    7. Peodos
    8. Shrink Plastic Stuff
    9. Two Faced Bastards
    10. Air Craft Spotters (Look to close to Train Spotters and number 7 for my liking).
    11. Train Spotters
    12. People that park in either the Mother and Baby spaces or Disabled spaces when the fuckers have neither a baby or a disability.
    13. Gheys that put on that fuckin stupid ifeminate voice when they would talk like Jimmy Nail before they came out the bloody closet.
    14. People that wear Speedos on holiday.
    15. People that dont care about their kids.
    16. People that are in a round all night and when its their turn they sod off out the door to avoid getting the beers in.
    17. TKing little keyboard warriors that Gob off at you, with threats of violence even though they weigh about the same as one of my turds, if you ask them to stop being such a Nob.
    18. Not being able to have a Ciggie in a pub.
    19. When a fly lands in my coffee
    20. Thunder Flys.
    21. People that think that the world owes them a living.
    22. Criminals that are allowed into this country and the government pays for everything for them.
    23. Numb Sculls with Pit Bulls, Rottys etc that just let them run off the lead when there are kids about.
    24. Ignorant plebs that push into the tube as your trying to get off.
    25. People that are rude to shop assistants thinking that just cos they work there and are paid a pittance gives them the right to be talked to like crap.
    26. People that push in and then dont even say anything.
    27. Bad Manners (Not the Group)
    28. Lag on the server
    29. Obese people
    30. Wigs
    31. Oh and the French.

    I feel so much better now.

    Jebus

    I have been cloned 8)

    Mouse, you can join SOIA and my government of the future. I think I will make you Minister of the Interior, your role… Public Order 😈

    in reply to: What annoys you? #55796
    XDCOldPhart
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    Annoying cunts such as

    Civilians cunts
    Cunts who chuch chewing gum about
    Cunts with bad manners
    Rude cunts
    Scaffholders cuntish wives
    Stupid cunts
    Cunts with no brains
    Gormless cunts
    Journalist cunts

    in reply to: Neon’s Angels (+1) #55694
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    My new choice is Nigella Lawson:

    What more needs to be said?

    Pharty thinks Nigella is hubba hubba and would joyously mount her for a looonnnggg trot, incorporating all of the saddle positions 😈

    in reply to: Dear Mr Neon Samuri #53368
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    You guys are on facebook? Look me up if you want Mark Hasted, especially if I get to see Turks and his glow stick.*

    *Neon has deliberately used a double entendre and therefore any response inferring that he hasn’t, or that Turk’s stick doesn’t glow will be wasted.

    Er, buddy thinged you Neon.

    Turks, Wolf, er wot yer names in FacePlace?

    in reply to: A Sad Day #55746
    XDCOldPhart
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    What makes it worse is an ex bird I was rather fond of has been in touch over the last few days and is well up for it, she used to be such a bed-artist too. But my integrity won’t let me bonk her

    sigh

    in reply to: A Sad Day #55744
    XDCOldPhart
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    Its a sad day coz the missus did not want to play last night, so I sulked and got drunk, now I have a hangover

    in reply to: Neon’s Angels (+1) #55670
    XDCOldPhart
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    Milla Jovovich would look better with my nuts on her chin

    in reply to: MAC G3 OS X Help #55463
    XDCOldPhart
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    If we needed any more proof that Maxine is a butt-boy. To quote Magicker, only faggots or trendy wanabe wimmin designer types use Macs

    in reply to: Ban Legit or Not #55283
    XDCOldPhart
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    @Dazzer wrote:

    😆 lets ban all homosexual 😳 sorry max & phart love you 😆 😕

    Says Daz, the oldest Queen in the clan 😈

    in reply to: Who’s Who? #55409
    XDCOldPhart
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    No worries Setff old chap, happy to oblige

    in reply to: Who’s Who? #55401
    XDCOldPhart
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    My name is floating around the forum somewhere, but you cab call me Phart

    in reply to: Ban Legit or Not #55279
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    lol yum sexy

    Faggoty butt-bandit, elton’s john, liberace purple wearing poof 😈

    in reply to: Welcome =XDC= 11thSignal #55334
    XDCOldPhart
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    Welcome mate, nice to see. No competing with me for the swearing cup though

    in reply to: Minutes to Midnight – Linkin Park #55150
    XDCOldPhart
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    Even I admit to liking them. It was a mostpeculiar feeling in HMV last week. I took 2 of my nieces shopping, and they both came back with Linkin Park CD’s, but so did I, and our age gap is 22 years.

    The youngest one the chirped something about me being “Well with the times for an old man”

    Cheeky little so and so. To make myself feel better I played Teenage Dirtbag by Weatus very loudly in the car on the way home.

    in reply to: there are virgins in London after all……. #55064
    XDCOldPhart
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    What? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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