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  • in reply to: Fecking N1 EA! #25537
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    not in the same boat as you max, more like canooeing alongide you whilst pailing water…

    I lost me password – and the manage accounts feature says my email is not a valid email…

    so it’s been square one for me, remember, that bloke that would start speaking every time you went up to something … “press, the trigger, to fire your weapon, your weapon is the thing that kills people” It’s fucking flan in the face cause EA said they can’t do anything about it. Meanwhile all my virtual medals scores and worst of all uber unlocked guns are lost in cyber space. I’m a shitting private again. A lowly private, with nothing but a handsome smile and an eye for the ladies. (thats ladies not laddies faglordz)

    in reply to: Connecting to account server #24997
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    it was my fault i emailed them and it broke the server. 8)

    in reply to: POE2 #24142
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    played EOD for a grand total of 2 minutes, ran to a bridge shot =7Dr=Frag’s and was booted from the server. Never went back. All that hard work they put into it 😆

    in reply to: Brualism #24050
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    yeah they are the idealic dream of some science fiction future, but, they are quite often standing alone, and there they become eyesore. If the buildings surrounded them all reflected the same style they would appear more aesthetically pleasing, but on the whole they just look dreary and over time they sponge up exhaust fumes and dust and have a funny black dirt layer to them.

    now gingerbread houses, thats what I’m talking about louis!

    in reply to: Crysis Vids #23849
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    why is it people at E shows play like twats.

    that bloke walks passed a cloaked alien of some kind that drags him off into the jungle (is massive) for some no doubt interplanetary bum secks, and he screams OMG! what was that, with my tongue jammed firmly in my bottom lip doing my best “NNNNNNNNNNN” – why can’t you E show muppets stay alive for more than 5 seconds, it was obvious that the big black distorted shape on your right needed some bullets firing into it.

    fkin plebs.

    in reply to: USI Mod 0.1 #23802
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    your forum is kinda .. . like a jumble sale.

    non catagorised bargins that smell of wee. 😆 omg! I ride the jokes pony I ride it supreme…

    i meant in the sense that I don’t expect someone to have seen all the posts because quite often the subject gives no details, and is boxed without instruction..

    in reply to: Oooo Another First Post!!! #21115
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    yeah, the little birds in that were like flying paperclips in a hurricane.

    good mod – old times. so much has happened, as homeage to mods past i only wear one shoe.

    in reply to: Brothers in arms Hells highway #23811
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    🙁 if only there was an option that introduced ‘special’ ai, your bot just shouted relevant orders and they followed them without all the … pointing and clicking when you have about 6.5 nano seconds before a Tiger breaks loose it’s not enough, found myself half the time ordering the squad to retire to a hidey place while I did the missions on my own… I found it really upsetting when they blundered wilding into enemy guns. stoopid fucks.

    the second BiA was really good, better than the first. especially one scene that comes out of nowhere, you’re just about to take out a town and you get hit by a shell, (non aviodable) – one of your team mates drags you out of the way of MG42 fire and props you against a wall, then you watch him slump against some rubble and say his last words and blood pours out of his mouth – first time it happened I had goose bumps mainly due to the window being open and me being cold and stonned.. but it was a moment where the game / reality line was completly fubar’d

    in reply to: USI Mod 0.1 #23800
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    the A10 is very sexual, played the Daworah oilfield map, it’s quite nice, compact fighting, the size of the map limits air superiority meaning that if you’re not diving out of the ether to strike a tank chances are the tank will pot shot you… theres only one thing worse than being shot in a plane by a tank, and thats being shot by a tank whilst in a plane with snakes loose onboard. imagine that. 😥

    in reply to: BF2142 trailer/gameplayfootage from E3 #23551
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    @Wipers wrote:

    There’s only one reason why a grown man keeps a hamster….

    😯

    omg botty snatcher! 😡

    in reply to: BF2142 trailer/gameplayfootage from E3 #23543
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    maybe someone will create a new version of Aberdeen where it’s just Mecs. none of this oo ooo Titan bohshank 😛

    in reply to: The Davinci Code #23667
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    alanis morisette was God, in Dogma
    salma hayek was the other ..fitter one

    in reply to: BF2142 trailer/gameplayfootage from E3 #23524
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    scoff” like we’ll ever “get onto the titan”

    I can see it now, one door in, heavily protected by SHADOWSNIPERL33T, Dragonslayer5678, PredatorKiller, millions of high velocity bullets and nades spilling out of one small opening, your teammates lay on the floor like chickens or the dead slags that they are. outside a mech furiously fires lightening bolts at the door you just entered, and you desperatly spam the comms chat “requesting backup requesting backup requesting backup”

    ..still buy it thoguh von? yep!

    in reply to: The Davinci Code #23663
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    yeah if my ears aren’t being pummeled by james blunts faggot whinning i’m being interlectually raped by da vinci coders, now don’t get me wrong the concept of a jesus blood line is very nice, but bathing it in secret monks stone masons a catholisism just highlights the need for social society to believe in something they lost when TV dinners were invented.
    I’ve read the book, I liked it, I used it as a masterful tool to talk to women on a topless beach in Greece, “why your reading the da vinci code you must be a literary demi-god?” – “yes, I am, your breasts are superb have they been done?” And thats where I left it, perfect, mindless escapism just what a holiday is all about.

    que the real world, and now i can’t stand the mention of it, my thick fuck friends think they have discovered the most perverse conspiracy that mankind has forged, even bigger than roswell, see! split the word, you get ros-well… rose well, thats olden times for huge vagina, or the sacred huge vagina from outer space.
    stupid peoples knowledge of the da vinci code makes them feel intelligent, like they have always been involved in arts history, it’s like giving a fat girl a t-shirt that says ‘big-is-fun’ on it, shes feeling great, comfortable in her fashion, but deep down inside there no hiding the little niggling voice that says “you’re still a fat c**t”

    in such a stupid world i despise those people searching for faith far more than those who cherish a faith. cracking good writer though, spins a fucking good web.

    in reply to: Anger Management #23501
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    8) or just give me your address, I’ll take care of it.

    you got wheelchair access?

    if theres one things that boils my blood it’s students with attitude in my own fkin town – fathers for justice !

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