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Ok your at work, some boring fooker *bless him* collars you in the corridor and starts to make conversation whilst your just goin about your business trying to quickly get ya job done so you can get back to your coffee..
He’s waffling on and all you can here is the music in your ear from your MP3 player.. your looking at him thinking.. WTF, I dont even know what your saying.. i can see your lips move but I cant hear you…
Anyhoos.. you pick your mobile out of your pocket, put it to your ear and speak into it, little does he know there is no one on the other end.. Its a sure fire way of getting out of the convo without letting him know he is boring your man boobs off.. You do some hand actions as if to say “Yeah mate, it was nice talking to you but I have to go” *Yes there are hand gestures for this that doesnt involve sticking 2 fingers up and saying.. fook off you boring nobber!* You walk off down the corridor talking to no one on your phone.. you get out of view, then you chuckle to yourself and continue to your office.. sorted!
Come on, own up if you have done this.. or is it just me 🙄
Oh well, If you have’nt, you will do now 🙂
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
I just say “Sorry, I am busy, catch up later” and bugger off
so thats why you didn’t stop to chat to me the other week!!!! 😥
I have no qualms about offending people who bore me. If I notice that they’ve made me yawn, I’ll put my hand up and say “Stop. I’m going to <insert what I’m going to do instead of this conversation>, now. Catch ya later.”
@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
I just say “Sorry, I am busy, catch up later” and bugger off
so thats why you didn’t stop to chat to me the other week!!!! 😥
Steady old chap, not true at all, I was on my way to gym, seriously
I’m obnoxious me. Ill stick with the simple, ‘Look, I could come up with some bolloxs as to why I don’t want to talk to you but I don’t want to waste my time. ‘
At which point Ill wonder off.I farted in an empty room the other day, and then a pretty girl walked in… thats one sure way to make people leave, although it can be pretty embarrassing 🙂
roflmao turks, reminds me of one time in the cab having let off a right stinker only to be hailed a few seconds later before it had vented…….needless to say the expression on the guys face as he stuck his head in through the window to tell me where he needed to go was a picture 😈
@Dreamwalker wrote:
know what?!
my grandpa was Dutch-Irish, and my Grandma was lesbien that makes me quarter lesbien!
only a quarter lesbian? im full lesbian.
damn poofs are everywhere these days :p
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