Jebus, this farks me off

Gibber, if there is one thing that really gets me fuming it is when I have to repeat myself more than once. Jaybuzzzzzzzzzz.

Try this telephone conversation I have just had with another manager for example (who is trying to fill in a document).

Twit – “How big should the C: drive be?”
Phart – “8.5gb”
Twit – “So it should be 8.5gb?”
Phart – “Yes”
Twit – “And how big should the E drive be?”
Phart – Thinking ffs, “er, however much space is remaining on the raid”
Twit – “So its however much space is remaining”
Phart – “yes”
Twit – “So if I have 100gb array, use 8 for the C drive, I should enter 92gb for the E drive”
Phart – “Nice going James, you can do basic arithmatic, anything else?”
Twit – “So yeah, just to refresh, the uhhh.. C: Drive must be 8.5gb?”
Phart – sighing “Yessss”
Twit – “So how big must the E drive be again?”
Phart – growling “what did you just write on the form??????”
Twit – “er, uhh.., the E drive will be the size of the space left on the array”
Phart -“halelujah brother, welcome to Mensa”
Twit – “what?”
Phart – “nevermind…listen, I am busy, are we done here?”
Twit ” I just want to confirm this stuff back to you if you don’t mind?”
Phart – gibbering “what, are you fuckung stupid, I just fucking told you jay…
Twit – “calm down, cal..”
Phart – “look, fuck off”… slams down phone.

Stupid bastard now emails me with said document attached and wants me to check it.

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