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Has Neon been writing reviews incognito?
TFG they’ve made Bond hard again instead of the emasculated cheeesy one-lining prick they’ve been stuck with since Moore.
Guns, girls, gambling without the gheyness… I might just go and see this since giving up on them years ago.Brilliant review. He looks like he’s working on a little Hitler tash too:
Mmm Adult Bond!! yay for action.. albeit I believe they catered for the oldpharts in this film, not alot of bikini shots but bond in his speedos!!
you got your dream Phartsbury
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Mmm Adult Bond!! yay for action.. albeit I believe they catered for the oldpharts in this film, not alot of bikini shots but bond in his speedos!!
you got your dream Phartsbury
Fark that, te only arses I want to see should be attached to a wenche’s pins, with jubblies up topside and a hony-pot inna front fet ter keeps me fingers warm 8)
@=xdc=zigzag wrote:
Has Neon been writing reviews incognito?
Pah! That’s not me. Although I’m not sure if it’s a review, or stream of conciousness.
BTW, if any of you want to review films like NeonSamurai, here’s the simple template.
1 – Begin discussing film.
2 – Veer off into outrage about unrelated subject
3 – Continue discussing the film as if it’s something that has actually happened
4 – Get angry at some minor detail in the film which you tried to immitate and it failed/injured you
5 – Start accusing the whale from ‘Free Willy’ of something to do with point 2
6 – Make reference to alleged film script you’ve written which is better than this ‘rubbish’ and features Whoopi Goldberg
7 – Liberally sprinkle the words dullard, retard, spaz, deformed, ‘special’ and Rosie O’Donnel
8 – Blame everyone else for what happened to you in point 4 regardless of how stupid you were to do it in the first place
9 – Mention which law you broke attempting point 4 and how Thames Valley Police reacted
10 – Create some half-arsed point system which makes no sense and use it as an excuse to belittle Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (again)
Hey presto! What your IMBD inbox literally recieve a couple of emails from either angry animal lovers or goths who wish they were vampires
Neonsamurai you are my hero, I love your reviews 😀
I think I’ll drag Vic along with me to see Bond next week (Vic dragging you along with me doesn’t mean you get to wear your favourite dress, so don’t even ask). Daniel Craig is a sexy, bad, bad boy, oooo he’s scrummy 😀
I saw bits of this on BBC1 last night. Doesn’t look half bad. I think Goldeneye was the last one I watched. How many more have they done after that?
Layercake is the first film I have seen him in, and he was so cool even when he was getting shit knocked out of him. Apparantly he gets his willy whipped in the Bond film 😆
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