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Fuck all this BF bollocks, we at the Hussars(well some of us us) have had an idea.
We meet on a hill or in a field and just kick fuck out of each other, no submissions, any weapon allowed(even weaker clan members) and last man/woman standing takes it for the clan.
Any weapon is allowed, infact my self I have vision of using a scaffold bar through some ones jaw whilst shout something witty.
I have the backing of all Hussar top brass(by that I mean they know fuck all) so lets go.
Just a couple of rules:
-No hitting on the face, (people like Madmax, Oldphart and Ivor Biggun trade on thier looks. Yeah right).
-No scratching.
-No urinating on fallen opponents.
-And finally. No beards.
Hope to see you on a hill or field somewhere in the near future. 🙂
Christ almighty! I’ve put my beard into a closet for this. Shave it and put the resulting hair onto your bollocks, use it as camouflage.
Hey, if I’m reading this correctly, I’ll volunteer to take in on behalf of the clan 😉
Now, who’d be giving it? 😀
Can I bring my Rigby .470 Nitro express double? Only 2 shots before a reload, but the bang should knock most peeps sensless.
As for the no pissing part, thats fine but you had better explain to Rizo that also means no defeacating as he has a bit of a thing for Scatt
Useful for mopping up the blood after being shot I’d bet.
Anyway Rummy, the no pissing rule is putting me off, that’s the best part of a fight.
@tess wrote:
Hey, if I’m reading this correctly, I’ll volunteer to take in on behalf of the clan 😉
Now, who’d be giving it? 😀
No beards luv 😉
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