My mate Barry has a massive set of muttons and a gringo ‘tashe and he looks pretty cool.
With his black, square framed glasses on he looks like he works at a web design company, the kind with a pool table in the middle of the office. Without the glasses, he looks like he should be shouting “Front rank! FIRE!” as Zulu’s storm the barricades.
And as we all know, women love men who work in design studios or shoot Zulus*.
* Strangely, women I’ve known also like men who would shoot the 60’s pop sensation Lulu.