XDCSprog

pc gaming is out for me at the minute,have relocated to the south coast so no pc set up yet………..cod4 wont be my cup of tea….modern day…..spawn die spawn die groundhog days aint my ting 🙂

you wanna up your jigabytes……raise your wiggabites…..and i would definately have a shuffle about with your miggabytes.

failing that go for an 11E7 F/772@88W

mine does multiple core dual quad jiggery pokery at an amazing 2.4 giggawigs per micro second…..how cool is that ?? 😕

but dont take my word for it…..cos i have’nt got a fuckin clue what im talkin about in this thread and just thought i would attempt to inject some humour into your conundrum.

i really would’nt worry about it…..he has about as much clout as graham norton in a UFC bout !!! and as for blocking the forums to all newcomers on his behalf ?? he must be cock a hoop with that.

Unfortunatly the only pictures I have are the rather naughty ones shes been sending me… which dont have her face attached – so you wouldnt be able to gain the full attractive factor

who says ??

post her up man…..you might as well considering you are talking about your escapades on a forum board……get her up on facebook…..film it and put it on youtube you dirty lil fugger you

everyones at it….join in

Don’t bother with PES 6 it’s shite wait until 7 comes out.

thats the exact same reason i cant be arsed to ever bother with this god awful fuckin plain old fashioned annoying piece of shit ever again !!

whats new this year ??

ooh look a handball feature ?? lets find another reason for an annoying cut scene of players gesturing when all we really want from a football game is quick passing….and lots of goals !! aka sensible soccer !!

*new this year*

all new improved simulation mode….watch as your favourite footballers fall over like prannies !

*also new this year*

improved menu so now you really dont have a fuckin clue whats going on in here !

*specially for 08*

look we have spent loads more time jazzing up the crowd….be amazed at the detail on every member of the 40,000 plus crowd as mustard drips from his westlers hot dog all over his slightly dodgy replica east london city football shirt ! you might as well focus on the crowd cos you wont be seeing many goals but hey ??? its not me who keeps comin back for the same game every year is it….do what ya wanna do suckers !

what is this now ??? the second incarnation on the 360 ??

ok let me see if i can remember how this particular franchise works ?? i should do since i have bought every version since the ps1 !!!!

the second in the series on a new platform means that they will move a little better…..some shots from outside the 18 yard box go into the net on this years version…..but the freekicks dont !!

you have to buy 09 and 10 before the good freekicks arrive in 2011

but by then scoring goals in open play is a big no no……its a midfield battle all the way…..with even the slowest defenders being able too outmuscle and nick the ball of thierry henry the supposed fastest player on the planet just in the nick of time……every single fuckin time he gets near the goal ! oh and the opposing team will always score in the last minute of every master league match !! dems the rules !!!

so as you can see i wont be buying pro evo 7 on the 360 this year…..no no !!! this franchise will not get my 40 doonups again as it has done every year since chesney hawkes was top of the pop charts !!!! i wont let it happen….im determined……yet ultimatley who am i trying to kid ??

it was the pro evo edition winking at me that made me buy an xbox 360 in the first place last year ???

silly me for thinkin with the new technology at their disposal….the next gen graphics…….now we will finally get the free flowing,open scoring,speed adjusting,shots from outside the box,freekicks that work,no i dont want to see a ref waving a card,nor do i need to see that foul again,nor that offside replay, FOR FUCKS SAKE PLEASE TAKE SOME OF THESE FUCKIN TACTIC OPTIONS AWAY SO YOU CAN FIT IN A NO FUCKING REPLAY OPTION YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS !!!! version that they managed to pull of so wonderfully well with pro evo 2 on the old ps1 20 years ago !!!!

whens it out again ?? right where do i sign up for xbox live ??

pro evo is the best example of marketing geniuses selling you the same thing every year under the pretence of new improvements…..a marketing mans wet dream !!! finding these improvements ingame is akin to looking for wheres wally with a binliner over your head with meerkat scat smeared in your eyeballs !!!

save your money……do something less boring instead ! pro evo rant over !! oh and EA ?? any sign of battlefield 1942 (2) yet please ???