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  • in reply to: model falling over and news guys laughing….. #56001
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    pwnd

    in reply to: Games Skater Somehow Doesn’t Die #56011
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    slam

    in reply to: Greetings from an old member. #55937
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    Welcome back my friend

    in reply to: Hairspray #55919
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    watching this movie will turn you homosexual

    in reply to: Evan Almighty #55912
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    Shld of left it at the shitty bruce one

    in reply to: What annoys you? #55799
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    The cunts who shadow box at the gym in the mirror,

    The gays who hold each others shirts up while they work out so they can see there muscles moving,

    The mother fuckers who do holk hogan poses too see if theyve magically got any bigger,

    The pricks who ask you how much longer your gonna be on a piece of equipment they want to use, and just sit there like fucks waiting for you to get off,

    Nob jockeys who use there mobile phone on the gym equipment,

    Morons who read the news paper on the gym equipment (yes, it happens),

    People who work out completly wrong and achieve nothing in the 2 hours that they’re down there, and then cry themselves to sleep because they look like a piece of shit,

    Men who take there girlfriends to the gym and try to make them do the same routine and weight as them, but they end up having to help there girlfriend out because they cant manage the weight, so they have to help them do all the weight anyway, what the fuck do you expect dip shit? If your girlfriend could handle the same weight, shed be butch, and probably have a meaty length between her legs,

    People who shout or moan to loud, constantly on equipment, theres no fucking need for it – you sound like your having sex with the equipment, its annoying, stop it,

    Guys who think that piling on 80 kg either side on a piece of equipment, physcing themselves up for an hour, and then doing 1, shitty ass, rep is bad ass – then standing up and looking around to see if anyone was watching,

    People who do weird excercises that look totally gay, like the people who do some weird humping shit upstairs on the crash mats, theres absolutley no need for it,

    The people who into the changing rooms, and decide they want to smell like shit, and stink the whole changing room out – so when you go in there, you nearly pass out and vomit because it smells like gooch and shit,

    The people who go to the gym thinking its a social playground, where they can frollac and talk, all fucking day, and actually forget that a gym is for working out,

    And lastly, the shitty gym music, i cant stand it. Put on some fucking Eye of the tiger, none of this Craig David shit.

    in reply to: Mr Grow-a-Knob’s address #51970
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    @TurksMeister wrote:

    The meet up itself isnt the problem, its getting the bloody northerners involved where the problem is.

    Im up for a London gathering… although after the 15th September.

    seconded

    in reply to: BF2142 Beta 1.40 Patch #55788
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    😆

    in reply to: The Davinci Code #23686
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    a big lesbian, who loves lots of minge

    in reply to: Transformers #54403
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    the story line couldnt of been weak as piss – it didnt have one

    in reply to: Neon’s Angels (+1) #55691
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    fagpuss!! lol

    in reply to: Fancy a workout? #55529
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    thats rich coming from someone whos idea of a “Transformers” review was….nuff said

    in reply to: Terminator TV series #53956
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    Oh Arnie you big silly sally, terminate me baby 😉 terminate me good and proper

    in reply to: Fancy a workout? #55527
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    Kind of mate, been looking after my other halfs house, so been bit busy, but got all the comp and laptop set up over here now 🙂 so back in action!

    in reply to: Mr Grow-a-Knob’s address #51961
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    lets do it

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