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  • in reply to: Neon’s Angels (+1) #55693
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    Here’s my team:

    Number 6:

    ’nuff said. This Cylon bird kicks ass, both human and robot. And if she dies, you get another one. You can even get a number of them at once, which brings on all sorts of fantasies….

    While I could cop out and make a whole team of Sixes, I won’t….

    Next up is Caitlin Todd from NCIS, aka Sacha Alexander. Cool chick, great shot, and she was a Secret Service bodyguard so she knows how to frisk a guy:

    So the slight downside is she got her brains blown out at the end of the last series, but let’s scrub past that…..

    So, who next? Oh, so many choices. But any good team needs a girl who can look a bit geeky and pass off as the ugly bint for infiltration purposes, and so I reckon the perfect fit is Velma from Scoobie Doo.

    She also knows how to take it like a dog and gobble Scoobie Snax…

    As well as having her geeky computer hacking and generally clever-girl attributes, when not being Velma she has full ER medical training and so can be the team medic.

    Of course, the real bonus is when she is out of disguise:

    Oh, Yeah, baby…..

    in reply to: Rock this bitch #55536
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    Never heard of the bloke – but brilliant clip. Love that kind of stuff.

    in reply to: congratulations to Paul #55483
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    Congratulations.

    in reply to: wtf? NSFW 18+ #55458
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    Imagine being caught on a speed camera 🙂

    in reply to: Who’s Who? #55414
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    Doris

    in reply to: wtf? NSFW 18+ #55455
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    Faster! Faster! Oooooohhhhhh yeeeeesssssss……..

    Oh Shit – speed bump!!

    in reply to: Who’s Who? #55408
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    Never mind the shirt, Turks…..what about the slightly camp pose?

    in reply to: Transformers #54384
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    hot girl and geeky dude get it on.. with robots!!

    Holy shit! I’m definately watching it now. There hasn’t been any decent robot porn since that episode of ‘Metal Mickey’ starring Chesty La Rue.

    You forget about Tweaky in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. He got his nuts loosened by a female robot in one episode.

    ….me, I keep thinking about Erin Gray’s legs….

    in reply to: Ban Legit or Not #55274
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    Ticked the couldn’t give a shit option.

    We spend waay too much time talking about it. If you don’t like, ignore. If you like arguing with him, respond to his posts. If you care about his mental health, give him a virtual cuddle.

    in reply to: Best Stag Prank I’ve ever heard of!!! #55376
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    The dwarf looks paintshopped in to me. Maybe it’s just the colours, but the left edge of the guy looks a bit blended.

    in reply to: Funny site .. #55169
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    2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.

    Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.

    Well that’ll be self-fulfilling prophesy then…..since the authors obviously need a smack.

    in reply to: PunkBuster Kicks ahhh ffs! #55112
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    Hoorah for limiting user access on your network.

    Just set the user to have local machine admin rights – your network remains protected. I.e. a local admin can’t see all the network or eff-about on other PC’s.

    But the whole pop up and asking “Are you sure” thing is fucking useless as a security measure. Let’s face it, 99.9% of people will say “Yes” as they have not got a clue, or just want to actually do something useful. And once the question has been answered, then what next?

    And MS can now say “not out fault – we let users decide”….

    in reply to: Oh for fooks sake :((( #55021
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    Oh you poor bugger.

    I was with Tiscali until I moved house last year, where my first priority was to switch away from them.

    Be prepared for peak-time latency throttling – my ping used to regularly drop from 30-40 to 100-150 at peak hours of 6-30 to about 10. Absolutely fucked my online gaming up.

    Look at their support forums for similar tales of woe

    in reply to: BF2142 Locking up and freezing PC!! #54678
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    Sounds like that may be my problem – one of the reasons I haven’t played is that I manage to only get a few minutes of action before PC freezes. I’ll try it this evening – cheers Max.

    in reply to: B3TA Newsletter. #54467
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    @VicJameson wrote:

    My very pwn 🙂

    Wanker 😆

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