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It’s little wonder your missus is beginning to suspect you Neon, with all that jargon you’re coming out with. If you want to carry this off you really need to be a bit more convincing. So:
* Don’t talk about any operations or anything you’ve done. Simply go home and complain about how tough your day has been and make a vague comment about how you think it’s all worthwhile, because your handicap is coming down.
* By all means leave your phone on but make sure that she can never get hold of you on it.
* Boast to her about how much money you’re getting in backhanders from drug companies for giving their medicine to people who don’t really need it.
* Absolutely refuse to do absolutely anything at the weekend. This one is vitally important. Sit in your chair and demand that she waits on you hand and foot.
* Let her catch you in bed with a nurse.
* Arrange to meet her somewhere at 8, turn up at 11 with a friend in tow and then spend a few hours talking to your mate about her as if she isn’t there.
* Buy a beeper and pretend to be on call. Get some mates to set it off whilst you’re watching tv with her and when it goes off jump up as quick as a flash, grab your beeper out of your pocket, switch it off and then sit back down and doze off.
If you do all these things you’ll be so convincing you’ll probably be able to actually get a job as a doctor.
We had this discussion in the pub after the programme had been on.
Whilst it was agreed that it was a complete mystery how this bunch of numb fuckers hadn’t been wiped off the face of the earth by a bunch of insanely angry squaddies who got a bit arsed off at their carrying on at a mates funeral it was pointed out that one of the birds on the show was quite shaggable in a hick/redneck/you sure got a purdy mouth kind of way.
Anyway, luckily I was there to set the record straight by pointing out that no matter how tidy she was her world view almost certainly meant that she wouldn’t take it up the shitter. At which point we all agreed that the frigid twat should be shot with the rest of her mental family and bollocks to the lot of ’em.
So the moral is that by sitting down and discussing these emotive issues you can reach an accord.
Well I played this last night and I think you lot are being a bit harsh saying it looks quite good. I mean I only had it on medium settings and I thought the game looked effing amazing. I’d seen the trailers and thought that this was going to be bollocks – mainly because of the stupid bloody super suit but it turned out that it was the best part of it since it meant you could approach the game how you wanted.
The only thing I could fault was the jeep physics but it’s been a long long time since I’ve been so impressed with a game demo.
Couldn’t find the editor though, although I didn’t look hard. Where is it?
@SilverSides wrote:
ahem* downloading is bad kids, you’ll get aids. ahem
Although that’s probably largely dependant upon whether you have a bummer sticking his cock up yer arse whilst you download.
Sorry Doc!
My main worry here is that after seeing the film version the book isn’t going to live up to expectations and the classic line:
Infamy!………………Just found the server side settings on CoD4 and there are tonnes of options to customise the game how you want. Pretty impressive.
http://www.gamereplays.org/community/index.php?showtopic=305532
Unfortunately, I couldn’t see a server side option to turn off crosshairs (unless it’s specifically in the HUD options) and if it’s not in there then that’s a game breaker for me on the MP side.
Sorry, absolutely terrible is a bit simplistic.
If you liked Guild Wars you’ll probably think it’s okay. You just seem to run through the levels and click on mobs to kill them – just like Guild Wars then.
I suppose is not a bad thing but if you want a game where there is a story and characters then this isn’t it.
I did have terrible graphical glitches on the demo too, which I can’t really blame on my system because the Cod4 and UT demos ran without any problems at all.
Downloaded and tried the demo – it was absolutely terrible.
Anyway – it’s not an mmo Ryzo, I think it’s more like Guild Wars in that it has single player levels and multiplayer hubs.
Just to let you know that it’s not an mmo – it’s a single player game. Quite a lot to it but the creaky engine and long load times are a big minus.
@PoD[1st-BW] wrote:
dont buy any of it, friend of mine owns that company and I am not sure they will be surviving (again)
Top recommendation there fella, I’m sure your mate will appreciate it.
@xdc the doc wrote:
@XDC_Wolf wrote:
So SOIA is going to make I am Bellend then?
ROFl…. inspired 🙂
Puerile insults, dear oh dear.
Still, it’s a shame you won’t read the book Doc because it’s a good one.
Of course it’s normal not to give away endings to anything and that’s fair enough but having read “I Am Legend” I can stick up for Wipers here.
Within the first 5 pages of “I Am Legend” it’s obvious that the lead character is totally fucked and he’s not getting out alive. In fact throughout the book the bloke seems to go out of his way to try and get himself killed out of sheer hopelessness of his situation. He’s completely alone, barricaded into a house surrounded by vampires who want to kill him. He pretty much announces to the reader straight away that he’s waiting to die.
So Wipers saying that he cops it is not a spoiler in itself. What actually happens is really not that important because the book isn’t really about vampires at all, it’s about his state of mind given that he’s completely up shit creek without a paddle and he knows it.
Good book, that trailer looks like somebody who read the back blurb of it and missed the fucking point by about 10 million miles. Although I wasn’t particularly impressed by Charlton Hestons take on it either it looks a damn sight more like it than this one.
Someone give me some money and I’ll make a proper version. Eeh dear, if you want something doing properly eh?!
