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yea, that was the only reason, we had dual clanners who knew the tactics for matches we were to play against their 2nd clans. It was never anything more than that.
I fucking hated Ravenholme.
Those hissing things that run over the rooves, and try and bite you. Shatty pants – turn the pooter off… I hate zombie games, they are too creepy.
you wouldn’t catch me dead playing Res Evil, or silent Hill… fuck that.
put me back in a mans war, chuckie egg on hard.😆 poopshoot.. tut.
she has also covvered Gnarls Barkleys ‘crazy’ – now where there once was a good song by old Gnarlsy, it’s now been played to the death resurrected and stabbed back to death by isralites.
Paris, you dogshit. I’ve seen your crap porn video too, it didn’t even get me semi, – next time keep the light on you moopet!
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Allow me into 7DR and you can join here for free .. no swallowing the bollock yoghurt that belongs to OldPhart! 😛
how much do you know about ‘Seagulling‘
yes … he is my father.
Mr Devon and my brother Magnum PI, once took on chuck norris whilst on a flight to Toronto, snakes had escaped on the plane, and if it wasn’t for our pleases and thankyou’s, plus our knowledge of how one folds a napkin correctly, the drunken Mr Norris would have surley round house kicked a window out,
– we were also sucessful in capturing all the snakes by emptying our tobacco tins and asking the snakes politley if they wouldn’t mind retiring from the game early.Bishop wrote:You want in Vonnie?Yes I would like to join XDC, but speaking from the heart I’m a Rat through and through – I’d like to wear the XDC tags, but perhaps in private with my favourite oriental girls Susie-sue and May-ling, I was just shocked how long it took to get into XDC, but then I suppose you blokes dont have a bad one amongst you because the process is so selective.
I’ll muse upon it some more.@CowboyUK wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
“You can take away something that is given, but never something which has been earned.”
What the fuck is income tax then?
lol, you know he has a point.
I can’t believe it takes 9 years to join you rag-tag band of homer simpsons, lmao, I expect the XDC admin room has ‘gone fisihing’ written on the door.
As a matter of interest = If I submit my application now, I might then be allowed in by 2008? providing that bottysnatcher bishop and his ‘pwned your botty’ red hot poker don’t damn the process.F**k you I’m ‘avin this space to do some rival clan pimping! woot!
Ingame Name
=7DR=von.small
Joined XDC in…
I didn’t, but I nerly did, I was young and confused.
Real nameSteve
Age
27-28-29? Can’t remember dont have my license on me..born in 78
Sex
Me-Man
Location (ASL innit… )
Cheltenham
Height
5ft 11inches,
A bit about yourself
I’m a software architect, born from a web developer, born from a graphic designer.. and I used to be a chef/
I don’t suffer fools, lazy arses, and people who give up. I live with my missus of 2 years and our cat Stinkbum. We like christmas and fucking.
A bit about your gaming history (How you found XDC, what other games you play, history behind ingame name… etc)
Turks and I frequented the Wolfenstein forums, he showed me his cock, I reported him to the police as a flasher, the officer dealing with the case asked “have you seen this game?” …that game was battlefield 1942, I was hooked on it like smack. and have been ever since. I miss my niavety that I had when playing wolfenstein, back then I though ‘noob’ was the misspelled insult ‘boob’.
Favorite food
Pizza, or Chicken Tikka, pizza chicken tikka, ladz! I think I’ve come up win another winner, ..to the Bernard Matthews mobile..
Battlefield 2 Bad ass rating (out of 10 – all those that dont like BF2 are at -3!)
8 out of 10, I fkin kick ass – in there like swimwear, EA almost renamed Mashtur City the Harlem Shuffle after they saw my pimp daddy antics in one of the Humvee’sSpec Ops, with a SCAR, is my most played kit, as Lens says it gives you enough flexability to take anything on and have a chance.
but my favourite kit is the support with MG36, ok ok I’m tied between the MG36 and the tescos value AK47, up close this little bitch could down a leigon of his best troops on the far side of endor.
in SF the sniper is a very useful kit to play and the more open terrain means you don’t have to wait around too much use the zip line to traverse the entire map in the scratch of a goolie.
BTW – the new map is acctually pretty good, infantry heaven if you like that sort of thing. Jahalabad suck my nades, it’s payback!
had £30 on the Argies at 9-1 … was gutted when they folded like the big falklands lovin people that they are…
still got £10 on the Italians to win placed whent hey were 9-1 too,
if portugal make it, and then win the world cup, thats it, personal war against portugal ensues…
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and, and, the boy students have started wearing yellow or pink polo shirts with “Calafornia county stallions” or “Tampon Bay upskirts” that type of shit embalazed across them, yeah like you ever went there. In my day we used to have to wear a white ironed shirt or a blue ironed shirt and if our shirts came home creased our mam used to beat us about the head and legs wi’ a broken bottle.
yay! I can go back in the Frog and Fiddle without having to push passed loads of metrosexual, stupid haircut, ripped jeans, flip flop wearing student fucks mincing on about how much they once drank.
jk – lub you all really, and I know you’re not one of them sorts anyhoo Turkston, you treated me right proper.
lmao turks, you should have battlerecoder running on your server, it does dish up some (almost-unbelievable) better than hollywood action sometimes.
those tales you tell your mates down the pub, “i was stood there and I shot and eryx missile through the open hatch in a full black hawk, it passed straight through and took out a friendly jet”
…and they sit there and go ..”yeah, right, noob-dar has picked up a large blip – god thats the biggest noob I’ve ever seen!”
