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December 14, 2006 at 6:57 pm #15589

Lensman
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Ipswich Rugby Club has postponed all this weekend’s matches due to a shortage of hookers.

😈

December 14, 2006 at 7:17 pm #41684

XDC MadHippy
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the first of many 🙄

Garden centre one next then?

December 14, 2006 at 8:06 pm #41685

Lammie
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Yeah, how about

Job Vacancy : Prositutes required in the Ipswich Area

Great Rates of pay but the shifts are Murder!!

or

If you think it’s cold outside at the moment think again it’s currently – 5 in Ipswich

December 14, 2006 at 9:20 pm #41686

XDCMADMAX
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@Lammie wrote:

Yeah, how about

Job Vacancy : Prositutes required in the Ipswich Area

Great Rates of pay but the shifts are Murder!!

lol!!

December 15, 2006 at 12:13 am #41687

XDCCaptUnderpants
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Whats the difference between Mr Kipling and Ipswich?

Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in box 😯

December 15, 2006 at 12:15 am #41688

XDCCaptUnderpants
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Theres a dyslexic Father Christmas going round Ipswich, he keeps leaving prossies under trees 😀

December 15, 2006 at 4:46 am #41689

Mafia
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pants, why would you associate Ernie with Hitler… 😥

Everyone knows Hitler is a much better childrens icon. 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

December 15, 2006 at 10:06 am #41690

XDCMcQueen
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It must be freezing in Ipswich ,Ive just heard its minus 5……

December 15, 2006 at 10:16 am #41691

XDCMcQueen
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I got arrested yesterday…..I was in a bakery in Ipswich,and all i said was “ooh i could murder a tart”.

December 20, 2006 at 6:24 pm #41692

Alzir
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After the discovery of a 4th and 5th ‘Ho’, Police were forced to discount previous prime suspect, Mr. S Claus from their enquiries

December 20, 2006 at 7:11 pm #41693

XDC wild egg tamer
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rofl 😆

December 23, 2006 at 3:35 pm #41694

itchinads
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People wanting a quickie from a Pros in Ipswich are being advised to get in quick whilst stocks last

December 23, 2006 at 7:11 pm #41695

XDCsPUNKer
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@Mafia wrote:

pants, why would you associate Ernie with Hitler… 😥

Everyone knows Hitler is a much better childrens icon. 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

http://www.alternet.org/story/11687/

😆

December 26, 2006 at 11:37 pm #41696

stellas
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😆 Ny swan Spunker mate!!!! 😆
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