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  • #15589
    Lensman
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    Ipswich Rugby Club has postponed all this weekend’s matches due to a shortage of hookers.

    😈

    #41684
    XDC MadHippy
    Participant

    the first of many 🙄

    Garden centre one next then?

    #41685
    Lammie
    Participant

    Yeah, how about

    Job Vacancy : Prositutes required in the Ipswich Area

    Great Rates of pay but the shifts are Murder!!

    or

    If you think it’s cold outside at the moment think again it’s currently – 5 in Ipswich

    #41686
    XDCMADMAX
    Participant

    @Lammie wrote:

    Yeah, how about

    Job Vacancy : Prositutes required in the Ipswich Area

    Great Rates of pay but the shifts are Murder!!

    lol!!

    #41687
    XDCCaptUnderpants
    Participant

    Whats the difference between Mr Kipling and Ipswich?

    Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in box 😯

    #41688
    XDCCaptUnderpants
    Participant

    Theres a dyslexic Father Christmas going round Ipswich, he keeps leaving prossies under trees 😀

    #41689
    Mafia
    Participant

    pants, why would you associate Ernie with Hitler… 😥

    Everyone knows Hitler is a much better childrens icon. 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

    #41690
    XDCMcQueen
    Participant

    It must be freezing in Ipswich ,Ive just heard its minus 5……

    #41691
    XDCMcQueen
    Participant

    I got arrested yesterday…..I was in a bakery in Ipswich,and all i said was “ooh i could murder a tart”.

    #41692
    Alzir
    Keymaster

    After the discovery of a 4th and 5th ‘Ho’, Police were forced to discount previous prime suspect, Mr. S Claus from their enquiries

    #41693
    XDC wild egg tamer
    Participant

    rofl 😆

    #41694
    itchinads
    Participant

    People wanting a quickie from a Pros in Ipswich are being advised to get in quick whilst stocks last

    #41695
    XDCsPUNKer
    Participant

    @Mafia wrote:

    pants, why would you associate Ernie with Hitler… 😥

    Everyone knows Hitler is a much better childrens icon. 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

    http://www.alternet.org/story/11687/

    😆

    #41696
    stellas
    Participant

    😆 Ny swan Spunker mate!!!! 😆

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