Oh, what should I do?

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  • #15211
    Lensman
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    I recieved this rather charming email today:

    Hi there lovely,
    I was searching the net few days ago. I am nebw to this thing.
    aand sbaw your profile. I debcided to email you cause I found you attractive. I might come down to your city in bfew weeks.
    bLet me know ifb we can meet eacbh other in person.
    I am attractive girl. I am sure you won’t regret it.
    Reply to my personal email at uhouo@freemailhome.com

    So, what do you think? Sexy Swedish blonde or large lardish munter? Certainly not enough brains to use a spellchecker, so may be just worth it 😈

    #37352
    TurksMeister
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    How did she find you?!

    #37353
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Big fellah called Bubba, just out from prison after doing 20 for Anal Rape and murder 😈

    #37354
    XDCMADMAX
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    #37355
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

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    Dear god, dear dear dear gawwwwdddd.

    I mean fuck, come on it is just not possible for someone to allow themselves to get like that.

    Dear gawwwwwd.

    Of for fuck sakes, put me out of my misery and shoot that fucvking thing.

    /wanders off to vomit

    #37356
    XDCiNSANE
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    Come Phart.. you so nailed him!

    p.s. wheres me fooking RO admin gubbins 😀

    #37357
    To0THBRU5H
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    I thought it was a woman?

    #37358
    XDC wild egg tamer
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    like that towels gonna cover up anything anyhow ffs……….

    #37359
    To0THBRU5H
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    Would take a few shots with my air rifle to kill that beast!!!

    #37360
    Lensman
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    Max – that is so, so wrong….. 😯

    #37361
    XDCMouse101uk
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    Better using a harpoon than an air rifle.

    #37362
    XDCiNSANE
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    😆

    #37363
    XDCOldPhart
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    What is most worrying is that MediMaxine has a substantial collection of such shite on his pooter, thwap thwap thwap thwapp 😕

    #37364
    XDC wild egg tamer
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    @To0THBRU5H wrote:

    I thought it was a woman?

    keep dreaming 8)

    #37365
    XDCsPUNKer
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    lol Spam mail would have me down as the sexiest man in the world if I believed all of the stuff they send me 😆

    oooh hang on I need to make a transfer to teh bank of Nigeria 8)

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