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Pharty and his pals about to sing ‘Ging Gang Gooley’ to the tune of Wagners ‘Ride of the Valkyries’.
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
pmsl!! your such a ghey!
Incorrect turn of phrase 😡
Let me help you
“You sir, are a peaderast and a bugger to boot” 😆
Well corrected Lord Von Phartsbury. If there’s one thing worse than being called ghey, it’s when it’s done incorrectly.
Shame on you Insane, you massive gheyer.
Too little too late Erratic.
We were all mortally offended by your lack of decorum. As you know XDC prides itself on it’s P’s and Q’s. Here’s is the correct way to comport yourself on our TS:
Erratic – Pip pip! Good evening gentlemen, it is I Mr Erratic Space.
XDC – Good show Mr Space and welcome to our server for an evenings gaming.
Erratic – Oh dear I appear to be lagging like a Welsh plumber
XDC – Confounded broadband providers, they’re no better than miners
Erratic – Indeed I agree. The sooner the Welsh are brought out of the stone age the happier I shall be
XDC – We concur and cheer a mighty huzzah in agreement
Erratic – I bid you all farewell for the evening
XDC – And we happily return your pleasant acknowledgment of departure
@=xdc=zigzag wrote:
Has Neon been writing reviews incognito?
Pah! That’s not me. Although I’m not sure if it’s a review, or stream of conciousness.
BTW, if any of you want to review films like NeonSamurai, here’s the simple template.
1 – Begin discussing film.
2 – Veer off into outrage about unrelated subject
3 – Continue discussing the film as if it’s something that has actually happened
4 – Get angry at some minor detail in the film which you tried to immitate and it failed/injured you
5 – Start accusing the whale from ‘Free Willy’ of something to do with point 2
6 – Make reference to alleged film script you’ve written which is better than this ‘rubbish’ and features Whoopi Goldberg
7 – Liberally sprinkle the words dullard, retard, spaz, deformed, ‘special’ and Rosie O’Donnel
8 – Blame everyone else for what happened to you in point 4 regardless of how stupid you were to do it in the first place
9 – Mention which law you broke attempting point 4 and how Thames Valley Police reacted
10 – Create some half-arsed point system which makes no sense and use it as an excuse to belittle Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (again)
Hey presto! What your IMBD inbox literally recieve a couple of emails from either angry animal lovers or goths who wish they were vampires
I can’t quite remember what happened in the thread, but I think it was something along these lines (although I toned down Wipers sweaing a bit):
@Wipers wrote:
If any of those fuckers join XDC I will find them and kill them. I fucking hate them all. I wish they were dead.
@MadMax wrote:
Woah easy there Wipers. We were just asking, that’s all.
@Wipers wrote:
You dare to question me Max? I’ll take you to the fucking cleaners!
@Fluffy Bunny wrote:
What’s got into you Wipers? You’re not normally like this.
@Old Phart wrote:
Let’s all calm down here. Eh?
@Wipers wrote:
Oh you want some too Fluffy? Come the fuck on. You’re a dead man! You too Pharty. One at a time or both together, it doesn’t matter to me slags!
@Toothbrush wrote:
I agree with Wipers you fuckers. If any of 1stBW ever join XDC I will cut off my own knob and eat it.
@Wipers wrote:
Changed my mind. Let ’em it.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Theres a suprise.. Max gerrin confused lol!!
Awww leave him alone Insane. The guy’s an awesome player, in fact he’s 11E8!
Very good Lord Phartsbury. Did you write it BTW?
I’ll have to get WET to give me a lift across London in his cab so we can have an indignant moan about ‘bloody grasshoppers living off benefits’.
wtf!!! compensated for being helped to get off drugs! this place is fucked up
Damn right! Logically my conviction for selling drugs to primary schoolers should now be quashed, as I was doing them a favour! Bah!
Nice one LeGit. Just had a chance to read through it. It’ll save me wasting my time of some of the crap.
BTW does anyone know how many infantry rockets it takes to destroy a console, and how effective they are against armour?
@TurksMeister wrote:
Strange putting a face to a name… thought you looked different
I know what you mean Turks, I always though Wolf looked like this:
Nice vid though. 4×4 is really something you have to experience though to get the full effect.
Pah! I didn’t want any of them in XDC. I hate them all.
But seeing as I now have no choice I guess I’ll begrudgingly welcome POD, Divie and (sigh) Messy.
However, you guys are on probation. If we find out that any of you have been dressing up like Star Trek again, then you’re out:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
Fulitsu Siemens = Shite 😛
Lammie, I have absofuckinglootley no plans of buying anything from that site, I like to build my own rigs. I don’t go in for light everywhere and shite, but I do like doing my own machines.
Truth be told though, I will most likely wait until March next year
Tell you what Pharty, offer it to Cowboy for £50 and chuck in a couple of DVD players and a VCR and I reckon you might have yourself a deal…
@Mr.Fenix wrote:
Cheers matey-o’s
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
And just for the record should I be calling you Pheonix or Fenix on TS?
Fenix sounds the same as Phoenix (“Fee-nicks”).
I’ve never understood people calling me “Fenn” or “Fenn-icks” as if I’d spelled my name with a double-n. I don’t mind it; just I don’t get it.
-Fennix out.
LOL!
That’d be me calling you ‘fennicks’ on TS all the time. Grammar was never my strong poynt.
