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TurksMeister
ParticipantI havent got a problem with Taxi drivers… they’re more of a challenge to shoot with my high velocity rifle! 🙂
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ParticipantDweebs
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Participant25. People who don’t read instructions and fuck things up… (In Glastonbury, my mate with the tent… twat!)
26. Misleading products – ie food which is blatantly not good for you being advertised by its healthyness – ie crunchy nut cornflakes diet (although they do taste fucking awesome!).. slim fast!? Have a milkshake for 2 meals?! Yeh – good message!
27. Nicorette and other such products which spout shit about not being able to give up through will power alone… (while it may be true in some cases – their products just prolong the pain).
28. Enormous cocks in porn, with lots of jizz everywhere!
29. txt spk
31. people who can’t count.
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ParticipantThe meet up itself isnt the problem, its getting the bloody northerners involved where the problem is.
Im up for a London gathering… although after the 15th September.
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Participant@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
I just behave the same as with any other customer………ramble on uncontrollably about Ken Livingstone, traffic etc….. 😉
seriously though i’m not that star struck by any celebs to be honest, occasionally i pick up someone i admire such as David Attenbrough (who was very nice).
Peeps i’ve picked up (who i can recall)
David Attenborough
Dave Allen (twice)
Martin Clunes
Elle McPherson (twice)
Samantha Fox
Emma Harrison
Nicholas Parsons
Moira Stewart
David “kid” Jenson (does he still call himself Kid ?)
Richard Allinson (radio dj)
John Suchet
Dr. John (blues singer)
Joely Richardson
Eddie Izzard
Jamie Theakston (twice)
John Redwood
William Haig (twice)
Charles Kennedy
Tim Roth
Tony SlatteryTheres more but i can’t remember at the mo……….if i do remember and i can be arsed i’ll put their names in 😉
I have a great tip tactic for you… learn where all the celebrities “were schooled” and then say to David Suchet – Uppingham ’79, Highfields… or somthing… then you can have a long conversation about buggery, and polo tactics, and make a mint and a lifelong friend at the end of it.
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Participant@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
Dave Allen, a real nice fella he was, picked him up twice in the cab; the second time just a few weeks before he died………i’m assured by the coroner it had nothing to do with my driving!
Did he remember you from the time before?
What is your tactic when famous people get in the cab – do you do the not interested thing or shout “you’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off” etc?
And… thirdly… which famous people have you driven?
Oooo Questions yaye!
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ParticipantYou should see the colour of my piss recently – been drinking Barocca… makes it go luminous!
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ParticipantAll the things you said, all the things you said, running through my head, running through my head.
That video made me think I may be a lesbian.
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ParticipantI challenge you to find me!
Heres a clue
My profile picture
First one to add me gets a bottle of cheap wine… which they can buy… with their own fucking money!
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ParticipantWow… one of the mice is juggling…
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ParticipantDidnt really run to see if they were ok did he?!
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ParticipantOooo good… downloaded it a few weeks ago, but yet to watch.
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ParticipantCool! will have to play it sometime – I wonder how many can play on the same server at once… would be good to have a bit of XDC action.
Anyone up for this later tonight?
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ParticipantWas it this one that has a map which is a huge long platform, with a huge tower at each end – and some enormous rocket nuke thing, which you is player guided?
USed to play it with my mate – was great fun!
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ParticipantIts fucking intense – I get headaches, eye strain, and grind my teeth…
Cant be good for you!
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